- [Matthew] If you though the
pet rock was a lazy invention, these people took it to the next level. Here are the 10 Laziest
Inventions Ever Created. Number 10 is the segway. Walking, jogging, running? Gross, right? Good thing there's the
segway, an amazing invention that can do the whole
walking thing for you. Like a bicycle, these
things run on two wheels. However, unlike a bicycle, you don't need to balance
a segway yourself. Through electronics and gyroscope sensors, the vehicle actually balances itself. So all you have to worry
about is where you're going and how sweet you're going to look not having to use your legs
for anything but standing. Invented by Dean Kamen and first unveiled on December 3rd, 2001, these machines can go for up to 24 miles on a single full charge. Clearly segways have caught on as they're even being used
by police to patrol areas their cars and horses can't go. Ah, just imagine it. Zipping along, the wind
blowing in your hair as you hit the segway's top speed of 12 and a half miles per hour. Sounds exhilarating, doesn't it? Number nine are rocket skates. Rocket skates, by California-based lightweight
transportation company Acton are the final solution to your issue with having to use your
legs in a swinging motion in order to achieve walking. Yes, the future is here and
oh boy is it effortless. Requiring you to only stand upright and use your heels to control the skates. You'll be flying around the
neighborhood in no time. With Acton's rocket skates, you'll need to strap into
both individual skates, putting the lead skate
on your dominant foot and from there you can pair
the skate to your phone through the Rocket Skates app. If you manage to get
passed the learning curve, you'll be conveniently gliding around all the regular walkers
as they bask in the glory of your futuristic no effort abilities and all of this can be
yours for a mere $299 for the R5 model or a whopping $700 for the more powerful R10 model that can get you moving
up to 12 miles per hour. That's hella fast. Number eight is the iWave cube microwave. For those who are always
reheating their coffee or who with they just
had a more convenient way of warming up and preparing
their refrigerated snacks comes the iWave cubed microwave. Designed by iCubed
designs and Sharper Image, this little 600 watt, 12 pound microwave, comes with a handle and is
great for whatever location you'd need to stuff a
small microwave into. If you've ever thought
man I could really use a small microwave oven by
my side that only has space and power for heating drinks
and smaller food items, you can live out your
American dream for only $120. This mini-oven measures 10.5 by 12 inches, with a 10 inch depth. And it has an oven
space of 8.5 by 8 inches with a 5 inch depth. It's great for your office or bedroom when you have no interest in reaching for the regular microwave
and a built-in handle means you can take it virtually
anywhere that has power outlets. Number seven are Prism Glasses. If you enjoy lying down but find it difficult to
mix it with other pastimes like reading or watching TV then you'd better get out
there and grab yourself a pair of Prism Glasses, eyewear
designed specifically for people who can't be
bothered to, you know, lift their heads or sit semi-upright. Prism glasses are just
like regular glasses, only uglier and detrimental
to your coordination if you decide to stand up or
do anything other than lie down and look at stuff. Their lenses feature reflective mirrors, allowing you to easily
see whatever is 90 degrees directly below your vision, making neck and back
strain a thing of the past. If you happen to stumble
while improperly using your Prism Glasses, their high impact styrene
frame will prevent any breaking or snapping from occurring. This genius accessory goes for just $24.99 and makes the perfect gift for anyone with the same activity level as a sloth. Number six is the Candwich:
Sandwich-in-a-Can. Oh the pains of consuming food and continuously nourishing our bodies as we trudge onwards
through life to our old age. Making all those meals can
be tiring and difficult but don't give up yet because Candwich, the sandwich in a can, is here. The saviors at Mark1 foods
have deemed us lowly consumers worthy of their canned sandwich product for just $12.00 for a four pack or for the die hard fans,
there's a $72.00, 24-pack. Candwich currently
comes in a peanut butter and grape jam flavor that, when opened, provides the diner with all
the separate fixings required to easily make the sandwich. Yes, that's right. You still have to make the sandwich by squeezing the condiments onto it. But if that's too much for you to handle, you'll be pleased to know that the Candwich is releasing
a self-heating pizza pocket and a chicken sandwich that are
ready to eat out of the can. Mmm mmm. Number five is the beer pouring robot. Okay, let's face it. Pouring beer is tedious. I mean you have to open the can. Get a glass. And pour the can's contents into it. So much effort. Well thank the technology gods
that someone had the sense to design and manufacture a robot that can do it for us. Japanese company Asahi has
introduced the Robocco Beer Bot, a hand bar assistant/mini refrigerator that not only keeps your
cans of beer and soda cold but opens them, pours them,
and actually hands them to you without needing to do more
than instructing it to do so. This alcohol-granting R2-D2
wannabe can be purchased through CScout Japan for $799 USD. But the amount of time
you'll get to keep your time on the game will increase
and isn't that priceless? Online videos showing the robot in action reveals that it pours a bit hard and thus leaves the beverage
with a lot of foam on top. But hey, it's just a robot. Be thankful. Number four is the pillow tie. Work can be absolutely exhausting and if you're the type of
employee that likes to sneak a nap into working hours while
the boss is distracted then consider yourself fortunate because there's a product
out there for you. The pillow tie, invented in Utah, combines simple mouth inflation technology with the discreet nature of business ties for your average white collar job. In order to activate your
stylish key to dream land, you'll just need to find
the hidden air valve at the end of the tie and start blowing. Soon enough, you'll have
a lightweight cushion, comfortable enough to suit
your desperately tired needs. For a mere $19.95, you can feel better about attending your day job while half asleep. And provided your head isn't
heavier than 25 pounds, you can rest assured that
you won't be shocked awake by popping ties. The pillow tie comes
in a variety of colors for all those strict wardrobe planners. Sweet dreams, you hardworker. Number three is Dine Ink utensils. When it comes to lunch at your desk, if you're like me, you
hate having to go through all the trouble of setting your pen down and picking up a fork, knife, or spoon. That's why I turned to Dine Ink utensils. The absolutely necessary eating accessory for any note taker,
writer, or basically anyone who wants to eat without
setting down a pen. A cross between plastic
eating wear and a pen cap, but literally, these tools were designed
and sold through Fred. Fred is an online store run
by a self-described rag tag group of designers and product development specialists
who market the invention which currently only comes
in standard pen cap blue. And is considered food safe for the cubicle captives out there. So if easily switching from writing to eating leftover spaghetti
is important to you, you can purchase Dine-Ink utensils right now through Fred's website. Number two is the Butter Stick. I bet you're one of those suckers who, if you want to butter some
toast, you lift up a knife, dip it in the butter, and then spread it all around the toast like an energetic person. But luckily for the other,
much less energetic people, there's the butter stick. Resembling a primary
school style glue stick, the butter stick is
essentially an edible version of the same thing, although
this invention might seem too ridiculous to really matter, a bit of controversy surrounds it. Apparently the butter stick idea popped into the head of a man
named Luke Moon in 1867. As he feverishly tried to butter as many scones as he possibly
could during a cricket break. Sadly he had the idea
stolen by Michael Apniss who began selling it himself. Come on people, applying
butter is not that difficult. Make the effort to make your toast tastier and use a knife like the
normal people out there. Come on now. And Number one is
motorized ice cream cones. Ice cream, it's delicious, but so hard on your muscles to eat, right? For the epitome of laziness, you need to look no further than something that takes almost all the complexities and work out of eating ice cream. Introducing the motorized ice cream cone. This bad boy of the
cold confectionary world knows just what you want
so long as what you want is to have your dessert spin on the spot so all you have to do
is stick out your tongue and basically let it at your mouth. These things range in
price from nine dollars to over $30 depending
on the company selling the laziness enabling product. The device was first
patented on March 6th, 1998 by Richard B. Hartnett. A man clearly on the cusp of
revolutionizing how rocky road gets into the bodies
of millions of people. If only they could make
a motorized shish kebab and corn on the cob delivery system. Wait, they do? Sign me up. And that's it. Thank you guys for watching this. As always, my name is Matthew Santoro. And if you feel like it, drop a like on this video. On the right you'll find two
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