10 Hysterical Hoedowns From "Whose Line Is It, Anyway?"

[Music] singing a song about a vending machine don't you know that it's really not my scene trying to think of something clever with the little twist if we do another hoedown that my dad got laid tried to see upon closer inspection I'm standing here cuz he didn't use protection [Applause] a woman gives birth her man is filled with pride you jerk [Music] [Applause] Ellen is my wife the other day she gave birth it was the most beautiful thing on this God's earth when I started do it I said oh my god dear Ellen looking from this angle looks like a straw passing a melon [Applause] I came out of my mother at exactly 10:00 to 5:00 everyone screamed there ran and yelled it's alive my Karen Kelly plane there my guess was kind of scary everyone tells me that I resemble Drew Carey director that's a glamorous profession [Applause] I moved to Hollywood to see if I could act about five years ago - this need to be exact I thought being a director it would be groovy my first directing job was in a homemade reporter movie [Applause] my cursor erecting job it was really great fans lined up to see it taking the movie way it was really the bomb it was a porno movie starring Wayne's mom [Applause] I'm a big director I keep egos in check stars rant and rave at me but I think what the heck nothing really scares me I know no fear nothing scares me since Ryan licked my ear our director he really is the boss for yelling and screaming he's never at a loss he's the meanest guy that you will ever see he should sprout a mustache and move to Germany take the whale or would everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] let me tell you something happened just the other day my date was so ugly I almost ran away she was just horrific where can I begin when that heifer was born her mama sure to push the back in [Applause] it was rainy dark thought I'd take her home just for a look but when I saw her in the light I ran a mile cuz she look just like ride style [Applause] I'm an ugly woman yes there is not care I have ugly face and I have no hair what can I do that's the way the fates went the only personal sleep with me is the president I am so ugly that I'll never have a lover when I leave the house all the dogs one for cover I'm diggin white and round and my back is real hairy yes you guessed it my name is drew Carey let's do the Ryan's white coat on [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Ryan he was really tired of the Dayton scene he wanted to give the spouse who was never mean he wanted a girl with brains and a girl that was kind of fine so he mail-order Duchy all the way from China [Applause] first mattes watch it down love with his nose she couldn't wait to rip up all his clothes but then she found out something later died what they say about guys would be going to be feet it's alive Oh Ryan Stiles I'd love to beat his wife he's the best lover that I've ever had in my life we've made love boy I'm really high-stepping Mel Gibson isn't the only one with a lethal weapon Danny marries what I always wanted to do the happiest day was when my wife said I love you we're their happiest couple to anyone who's seen us and it beats the hell out of us sitting around and Poland mile let's hear the blind date hoedown whenever you're ready Laura Hall [Music] I had a blonde day and had many beers I hadn't had a date in about ten years veronica was a really great gal yes you understand but at the end of the night I found out veronica was a man well I thought a blind date would really be a treat so I went out with my blind date and got a bite to eat I can tell you it was a terrific day the guy was just but the seeing eye dog was great I had a blind date it really was the pits nothing worked all night I kept getting hit she really was abusive man oh man oh man but what else can you expect from your blind date is Roseann [Applause] I had a blind date she was better than the rest when it comes to women I would have to say she's best blue eyes long legs and really good bond hair every time I go to date I fill her full of air [Applause] [Music] drunk mother hoedown [Applause] [Music] [Applause] well I knew Colin's mother yes I must tell the truth when she was nursing Colin her milk was 90 proof she didn't know what to do but if your baby looks like that then you'd be drinking too let me tell you something that happened just to me my momma started drinking when I was just three now I shouldn't let the secret slip but my momma started drinking when she married chicken [Music] my father drinks a lot I know that isn't strange her behavior gets really strange she acts as though she's from somewhere else maybe like Venus cold by the way tip has a little penis [Applause] let's take it mighty long I am so sick of this bloody song Wayne sit there and he gets to rest his penis is large that's why he's behind the dad [Applause] father figure where Laura Hall [Music] [Applause] [Music] myself a lady here really special girl but then she went and left me because I made her nose hair curl she said she'll leave she cried and felled the bits she said it's not your face it's just your pitch they are the pits [Applause] [Music] let me she ran out the door she took all the furniture she gave me through the floor when I asked her why she said I smelled like the weather she said I smell goes back as an episode of Big Brother there is a question that's been asked through the ages nobody has the answer controversy rages but I know the answer exactly what you think dinosaurs had Bo now they're all extinct [Applause] everybody voted go have a go to the bathroom for a while come back [Applause] [Music] [Applause] look come over here stand behind me and sing it [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] we're gonna do the weights you know things you about your weight hoedown take it away Laura whatever you ready [Music] I'm gonna tell you folks a little tale about the Battle of the scale see my weight would hurt me my heart it would break it how I lost weight a picture drew standing naked people always ask me hey Trudy to lose weight thanks I feel great I find a diet plan that's like know whether I burned all my calories Wayne don't think it's funny that I'm overweight people make fun of me boy that isn't great the things that they said poets made me cry some kids knock up and no good year on my side [Music] singing about weight I don't know where to begin as you've noticed I'm really I'm quite good I watch my weight I don't want to end up dead there's very few calories in lifting Colin's head so Lord Hall but if you're ready let's hear the coding ball hoedown I am losing my hair and it really is a pain I find out every morning when I see the shower drain but if you can see isn't quite for me but at least I'm not quite as bold as calling mockery [Applause] [Music] oh man Cimarron I was gonna do that [Applause] I have all my hair and I really am quite happy I like putting stuff in my hair it makes me look real snappy I love to comb my hair I never need a breather I'm real happy I'm not Colin Mochrie eater [Applause] [Music] people always kid me because I'm losing on my hair I can't really help it that I'm falling Klee impaired it really is quite horrible but my life is not true I still get way more sex than either Bragg or true [Applause] losing all your hair isn't really that bad of a deal a lot of women love just the way it feels just think of it as just a little more face and you can rent it out as advertising space [Applause] [Music] a hundred episodes up whose landlord had changed my life it gave me financial security for myself my wife so thank you ABC and Warner Brothers you're my friend cuz if it wasn't for whose line I'd be on um well today it was our hundred show it's been really fun don't you know let me just tell you something even though it's been a blast all you folks been watching friends you can kiss my those a cruise line where Arnie's being called language shows at them saying that I'm bald does it hurt the friendship can it stand the test yes it can because I'm hung the best Collins says he's hung the best that I just can't see I've known him for a long time and it cannot be he says he's got a big penis but that's not a lot because I have to tell you right now my stucked in my sock [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Next of Ken

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Id: PHv2CC9Yo3U

Length: 17min 56sec (1076 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 17 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Cat_Montgomery]

Nice clickbait title. I never much liked the hoedowns anyway

[u/evildevil97]

No UK Hoedowns? Not even the one about Colin?