10 Funny Badass Car Commercials

[Music] we all have a choice [Music] and then they spit that war we eat welcome to the Brotherhood of muscle what happened well there I was driving along my highlights over this map through a valley in the middle of a soy plane it's close to flood and trigger the land sort well finally get to this volcanoes pushrod on the edge of a cliff no no you're thinking but the hang on to your steak and cheese mate cuz this is where it got interesting from out of nowhere the biggest wild boar I've ever seen in my life flames pouring out of his nostrils get full body armor on two rocket launchers on his back like commando he's writing this massive motorcycle and getting themself via brush on the fuel tank well this crazy-looking chimpanzee fruitcake need me right in the oil they demanded an Oscar so your aunt hokey-pokey [Music] if I don't come back alive make sure you tell Emily hey Blake what are you done preparing for takeoff it's time destroy the bad guys over where are you playing cars don't fly the Optima does it's got a hi-tech cockpit and a turbocharged engine don't have to keep saying over you're supposed to be in a jet like those guys see the bad guys are expecting me to be in a fighter jet not a midsize sedan I'll fly in under the radar okay ready to go with the gun God works let's bake this cake why do we work so hard for what for this for stuff other countries they work they stroll home they stop by the cafe they take August off off why aren't you like that why aren't we like that because we're crazy driven hard work and believers that's why those other countries think we're nuts whatever were the Wright brothers insane Bill Gates Les Paul Holly where we nuts when we pointed to the moon that's right we went up there you know we got bored so we left got a car up there I left the keys in it do you know why because we're the only ones going back up there that's why but I digress that's pretty simple you work hard you create your own luck and you got to believe anything is possible as for all the stuff that's the upside of only taking two weeks off in August n'est-ce pas [Music] [Music] the new 500s tested for bad boys [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] Oh [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] kids don't play with the scarp in [Music] honey we're out of coffee got it [Applause] George John [Music] forget something George [Music] [Applause] [Music] dodj is a powerful vehicle that affects the chemicals in the brain which may give you the feeling of immortality Dodge is not recommended for individuals who have strong ties to social networks who are obsessed with mobile games you should not use Dodge if you are allergic to adrenaline endorphins burnouts or freedom dodge is highly addictive even one test-drive of Dodge may lead to irreversible changes in your life Dodge has been known to make the voices in your head louder and has the ability to shift perceptions in burn bridges dodge may impair your ability to obey the rules and respect social conventions people with gluten intolerance political aspirations or lack of self-control should use caution when operating dodge do not use Dodge if you are pregnant or do not want to get pregnant Dodge may cause loss of inhibitions and in some cases bodily functions side effects include shortness of breath increased blood flow to the genitals and angry neighbours Dodge has been known to frighten wild animals and show dogs in equal measure Dodge Brothers Motor Company is not responsible for any decisions made behind the wheel of Dodge consult physician psychiatrist in the Holy Trinity before driving Dodge consider yourself warned [Music] I'm a good fairy and I grant you three wishes three steps aside please you [Music] listen up V dubbing the house J son this is your 98 whatchamacallit you got an ass you know what you're gonna do now No pimp your auto we just dropped it like it's on the table representing totes lon the Volkswagen GTI pre tuned by German engineers your Creed of got Mike in the house what's up and is tricked out them what does this do it's sucks in air it's definitely sucking you Oh Mike you wanna stomp pimp this thing let me hear you say boss what bdub pulling it down on the engineering tip y'all the Volkswagen GTI and pre tuned by German engineers the mm full effect with Trey and this ride it looks like it could fly what time is it not time to UM pimps are after oh snap German engineering in the house yeah the Volkswagen GTI pre tuned by German engineers

Channel: Dalibor Truhlar

Views: 1,955,309

Rating: 4.821476 out of 5

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Id: FfX_5NxJdnY

Length: 11min 19sec (679 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 07 2018