- Woo! The spoon people are coming,
keep this on your ears so they don't read your thoughts! (eerie music) Okay, I know what you're thinking. The concept of "Spoon People" is stupid! But if you think that's
stupid, keep watching. So conspiracy theories are something that people just love to talk about, either because they believe them, or because they're just
straight up entertaining. Many of the classics include
9/11 was an inside job, JKF's assassination was
conducted by the government, and of course the moon landing was faked. But today we're going to
cover the conspiracy theories that are even more out there, that a lot of people,
unfortunately, believe. Here are the 10 craziest
conspiracy theories that people actually believe. Number one is the New World Order. Starting off this list a theory that says that the people that
you think are in charge, are really taking orders
from mysterious figures in the shadows! Yes folks, I'm sorry to be
the one to tell you this, but the world is being
run under one secretive, authoritarian government known as the NWO, or New World Order. This theory actually
dates back to the 1940s, and suggests that there
is a secret society of wealthy and politically powerful people working to establish and maintain control over the entire planet. Other more religious theorists claim that the New World
Order would fulfill prophecies and bring about an apocalypse
through an Anti-Christ, or similar event, I can't
say that without laughing. Cooperative governments
like the United Nations and the North Atlantic
Treaty Organization, known as NATO, are some notable
steps towards this theory. Some even go as far as to believe that with the European Union
uniting under one currency, next is going to be North
America with the Amero. From there it's only one more step until we have one world
currency, under a one world bank, under a one world government. That was really hard to say,
one world, one (vocalizing) Look some of this theory has merit, but you can't just go around believing every little thing that you hear. If that were the case,
someone would tell you that the government is
run by lizard people. (laughs) That's coming up? Oh. Number two is poison snow. If you're at the top of the government, and you wanna poison say,
I dunno millions of people, what better way could there possibly be than to dump fake plastic snow, laced with chemicals,
on a large population? Okay well there's probably
a whole lotta ways to poison a whole lotta people, but the poison snow
theory was the conclusion that many leapt to during
the winter of 2014, when the city of Atlanta,
Georgia experienced a snowfall. Now while this is rare,
it's not unheard of. But it still left some people believing that the government was
trying to poison them! Help Momma, what is this
white stuff, I'm gonna die! Conspiracy believers state
that the snow was actually a chemical that was
manufactured to look like snow, and was dumped on the population
in order to make them sick, control their minds, or
possibly even kill them. This theory stemmed from a video that a woman made a while
ago trying to melt a snowball with a barbecue lighter, only to find that the snow only turned
black instead of melted. Oh this woman's never
heard of science before, okay allow me to explain. If you hold a lighter up to a snowball, the butane, or lighter
fluid, in the lighter gives off soot, so of
course it's going to collect on the outside of the snowball, which creates a black film on the surface. Edjamacation for the crazy people! Number three is the
government wants you sick. This one's actually kind
of a well established conspiracy theory that suggests
that the medical industry, big pharmaceutical
companies, and the government are working to conceal a cure for cancer and other widespread diseases. The idea behind this is
actually pretty simple, which is that these
organizations have an incentive to not release a cure for diseases but to only continue to treat them. Which makes sense because a
sick person for a lifetime makes a whole lot more
money than a cured one. The United States alone holds 40% of the global pharmaceutical market, worth about $413 billion. Cancer and other devastating illnesses happen to create piles up piles of money for these industries through
expensive medical treatments, not to mention the colossal
amount of funding that they get. As proof, many conspiracy
theorists point to A list celebrities, sports
icons, and politicians at the top the of the government and claim that they never seem to
suffer from the conditions that the lower class people do. And their excuse for when
these elite people get sick? Well clearly they're
just being brave enough to die for the secret! Number four is the
government created HIV/AIDS. Since 1981 when the AIDS
epidemic was first reported on, theorists have claimed that
the disease was created in a lab by the CIA. The conspiracy was that their
intention by creating it, was to eliminate all homosexuals
and drastically reduce the population of African Americans, not just in the United
States, but worldwide. They pointed out that the
virus became widely spread soon after vaccine experiments
for Hepatitis B were held, and claimed that only gay men were selected as test subjects. Even the former president of South Africa stated his belief that the virus
hadn't originated in Africa but was a tool used to
repress his own people. Now while the actual origin of this virus is still somewhat disputed,
most people believe that it was the result of some
sort of infectious contact between a monkey and a human in the 1930s. By "contact" I mean "sex"
know what I'm sayin'? The monkey and the human
was havin' sex, just! (chattering) Don't have a sex with
monkeys, bad things happen. Number five is the blood
sacrifice to the beast month. This one sounds cheery! Have you ever noticed that
the second half of April always seems to attract
horrible natural disasters, terrorist attacks, and costly accidents, and an overall devastatingly
large amount of death? No? Me neither! But of course some theorists
have made a note of it, and believe that it's a
part of an ancient religion that's still alive today. The period between April 19th and May 1st, is referred to as Blood
Sacrifice to the Beast. According to the legend,
ancient practitioners of the Jewish faith used to
worship a sun god named Baal in ceremonies that
involved a human sacrifice. So of course today, any
tragedies that happen to occur during the Blood Sacrifice
to the Best period of time, are supposedly the work of the government trying to fulfill the sacrifice
needs of this ancient god. Why does the government care about this? Somebody explain that to
me, it makes no sense. Now if you're wondering
why they think this, some April tragedies
that have been documented include the Waco massacre,
the Oklahoma City bombing, the Columbine and Virginia Tech massacres, and the Boston Marathon bombing. Well these people might be crazy, but at least they can keep track of dates. Number six is the Israeli shark theory. Ooh this a fun one! This theory was developed
in December of 2010 after Egyptian tourism took a nosedive due to a series of shark
attacks involving vacationers in a South Sinai resort. The Egyptian media reported that though some sharks had been captured, alarmingly they were pulled from the water with GPS devices attached to them. Now of course because you basically can't trust any media nowadays,
they went on to "reveal" that the Israeli
government was responsible for the sharks being
there, claiming that Israel was attacking the
Egyptian economy directly through scare tactics. More particularly, sharks. Dumbfounded, scientists later explained that the GPS devices were
planted by marine researchers as a way for them to locate
and study the creatures. Also the sharks' attraction to the coast was eventually explained
as a result of people dumping dead sheep into the water, which obviously ignited
even more theories. Why are people killin' sheep
in that area of the region en masse so much that they need
to throw them in the water? But as if this theory wasn't crazy enough, this is not the first time
that Israel was blamed for attacks involving animals. They apparently also used spying eagles and griffon vultures to
carry out their wishes. What do these theorists think
that the Israeli government is made up of magical druids
that can control creatures? (guffawing) Little common sense people! Number seven is Hillary Clinton and 9/11. Hillary Clinton was at the center of several government
scandals during the course of her campaign to be President. Everything has been
theorized about this woman, including that she's an Illuminati agent, a murderer, or that she's
just a puppet for her husband, former President Bill Clinton
and his shadow government. There's even some who believe
that she's not really human, but rather a cyborg or
a mutated lizard person. Ooh, now we're getting
into the lizard people! However one of the
lesser known conspiracies born out of the campaign itself, evolved through her choice in logo art. The letter H fused with a pointing arrow, obviously holds symbolism in regards to progression, or moving forward. But some Americans who
stood against Hillary, actually believe that the symbolism was an intentional reference to the September 11th terrorist attacks against the United States. It was said that the blue columns represent the World Trade Center, and the arrow depicts the flight path of the hijacked planes. They believe that the logo was created to draw attention to Hillary
through political controversy. Do you think these people
leave the house every day with different colored tin foil hats, or do you think they just go with good old original silver every day? I wonder. Number eight is FEMA is turning
Wal-Marts into prison camps. Apparently nothing can be a coincidence when you're a fanatical
conspiracy theorist. Even seemingly trivial plumbing issues. In April of 2015, Wal-Mart stores across the southern United States were shut down because of plumbing issues. Only six stores in total were affected in the states of Texas, Oklahoma,
Florida, and California. This proved to simply be way
too much of a coincidence for the conspiracy believers,
who surmised that the closures were in preparation for a massive event! Ooh prepare yourself for this one cus it's a little out there. The supposed event that
was going to happen was a covert operation
called Jade Helm 15, which would secretly
put the southern states under martial law in
order to confiscate guns and place political opponents
into these prison camps. Going further down the rabbit hole, these Wal-Mart prisons would be disguised as FEMA refugee camps. Maybe Wal-Mart just had a price rollback on nut bars, maybe that's
why there's so many people that buy into this nonsense. Number nine is Saddam Hussein's Stargate. I'm starting to think
that there are some people who see a horribly evil
villain in a TV or movie and genuinely believe that that's how some enemies of the United
States actually act. You know as if they just
built a doomsday weapon, and are about to destroy
the entire world with it? That kind of thing. Well there's an absolutely
insane theory circling around, about why President Bush
actually invaded Iraq in 2003. Allow me to explain! The theory states that somewhere in Iraq, Saddam Hussein, with the help
of a think tank of geniuses, had been secretly hiding
and reverse engineering some ancient alien technology, yep! The artifacts were either remnants of a previous civilization
that lived in the area hundreds or even thousands of years ago, or it was part of a UFO crash
that landed in the 1990s. And apparently this technology
was possibly a Stargate, which the God Anukai
would use for his return to the physical world. Oh it just gets weirder and weirder. When Bush heard about the Stargate, and the prophecy surrounding
the return of Anukai, he sent the military in to
deal with Saddam and it. Actually hold on a minute, has anyone written this
into a movie script yet? Cus this is a film I would pay to see! And number 10 is the reptile connection. The last entry on our
list easily takes the cake for the craziest! This theory, created by
English writer David Ick, and now incredibly believed by far too many people to count, states that the world's
most powerful elite are actually a race of lizard-like beings from outer space. The reason of course
that we don't immediately recognize these people and say, "Hey that's a lizard alien man!" Is of course because they
can change form at will. Some famous alleged reptiles
include Queen Elizabeth, President Barack Obama,
actor Benedict Cumberbatch, and famous inventor Nikola Tessla, as well as Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson, yeah,
that makes a lot of sense because of course a race of lizard people being obsessed with you know
being humanity's overlords would want to impersonate an actor for the lime light? In the future, the lizards
aim to achieve their own New World Order, there's that term again! And probably enslave us all! Surprisingly, lots of silly
people actually believe in this theory as Ick's lectures sell very well in various countries. Ugh these just get more
and more ridiculous. (sighs) So those were the 10 craziest
government conspiracies. As always, I wanna know from you guys if there are any that
I missed on this list. If so and you know of one
that's just even crazier, leave it in the comments below because why not create some more insanity! But as always, thank you
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