- Oh I sure do love the zoo! Look at the cute little pandas. I'm gonna get a little closer. Come here your little--
(crunching) Ah, it bit my face! You know, this world is filled with all kinds of dangerous animals, that I don't need to tell you. However, what I do need to tell you is Most of the animals that you
think are cute and cuddly and just adorable, can actually kill you. (growling) Here are 10 Adorable Animals
That Can Kill You, Part Two. (growling) Number 10 are dingoes. (growling) "That dingo's got my baby"
was a famous phrase uttered by Lindy Chamberlain in 1982,
who claimed that a wild dog stole her nine-week-old baby right out of her tent in the Australian Outback. Authorities thought
Chamberlain was lying and she was convicted of killing her child and sentenced to life in prison. That was, until, part
of the baby's jacket was discovered four years
later in a dingo's lair. Chamberlain's sensational
story became A Cry In The Dark, a film starring Oscar-winner
Meryl Streep in 1988. Despite this gruesome tale,
most dingoes do not prey on human babies and are actually
shy and timid of most humans. However, all the same,
Australian authorities still have to remind people
that these are wild animals, not just cute dogs and
urge a lot of caution, especially when around children
and never to feed them. Look at this cute little Australian doggy, I'm gonna pet him.
(crunching) I lost my hand. (growling) Number nine are cows. (mooing) (growling) (grunting) More murder. Cows are so darn cute. Especially little baby calves. However, they'll kill ya. The bovine has helped
human civilization develop as a beast of burden, provider of milk, and keep us warm in the winter, and looking sharp in our Gucci boots, unless you're a vegan, in
which case that's murder. But cows, especially bulls, can be deadly to humans who mess with them. Like bull fighters who
taunt the poor creatures with red flags and swords and sometimes end up on the business end of their horns. Olé! Attendees of the Running of
the Bulls that kicks off the San Fermín Festival, in Pamplona, Spain, have been gorged, trampled, and impaled, with 15 recorded deaths since they began keeping records back in 1924. Now, bulls are obvious, but in case you're wondering
how cows can kill you, well, if you ever go
cow-tipping and one falls on you (laughs) you deserve it. (growling) Number eight are squirrels. (growling) Visit any park in North
America and you're likely to encounter a collection
of cute, bushy-tailed little rodents gathering
acorns and performing acrobatic leaps from tree to tree. Now, most squirrels are harmless and have adapted to living amongst and, often, off of humans, and delight
us with their antics. Now, that's all well and good. However, there are some instances where squirrels can carry rabies
and have been known to attack and bite humans
when you least suspect it. Imagine being on a
picnic date at the park. "Oh baby, you look so nice. "You want some cheese? "I have rabies." Typically, when this happens,
it's one lone-wolf squirrel, like the one in Marin County
in Northern California, who supposedly attacked
eight people in three weeks back in 2015 with bites and scratches. Wildlife experts indicate
that humans feeding these wild animals is what causes the brazen and aggressive behavior. So put away those Funyuns, it's
makin' the squirrels crazy. (growling) Number seven is the puffer fish. (water flowing) (growling) The puffer fish, sometimes
called the blowfish, looks innocent enough when it's deflated. You know, just your average
little fishy smilin', swimmin' around, it's lovely. It swims around eating various
invertebrates and algae. That is, until it's
threatened and then inflates to two to three times its
normal size with water and air. Ah, it's just a regular day, shark! But this isn't just for show,
as the puffer fish's body is brimming with tetrodotoxin, a foul tasting and lethal toxin, 1200 times stronger than cyanide. There's enough in each puffer
fish to kill 30 adult humans. But that being said, in
Japan, brave foodies will pay ridiculous sums of money
in order to eat puffer fish, which they call fugu,
cut with precision by only the most experience and highly trained sushi chefs in the world. Oh, but as long as an
experienced chef is cutting it. Nope, 23 people have been known to die in Japan from poorly cut fugu. Which makes this one a delicacy
that I'm happy to blow off. Pardon the pun. (growling) Number six are giant panda's. (growling) Panda, panda, panda,
panda, panda, panda, panda. Giant panda's are one of
China's great symbols. With those kind, docile-looking faces in a big, cuddly package. But this carnivore with an
over-active sex drive is no teddy bear and can
kill you with its bite, one of the highest pounds per square inch bite forces in the animal kingdom. It developed this through evolution to chew through bamboo stalks. So it's just gonna bite
through your arm like a twig. Just as Zang Zinyan, who
drank four large beers and decided to have a
one-on-one encounter with a giant panda at the Beijing Zoo. He jumped into Gu Gu the
giant panda's enclosure, just to show off to some
friends and show off he did. As you could imagine, he
startled Gu Gu just a little bit, who attacked Zang, nearly
biting his right leg off. But Zang was feeling no pain that day and it Gu Gu right back before he was rescued from the pen
and later hospitalized. That takes a lot of cojones
when a giant panda bear bites you and you're like,
yeah take this. (crunching) Kids, don't bite animals, and don't jump into
their enclosures at all. How bout just stay away
from bears in general. (growling) Number five are polar bears. (growling) Oh God, speaking of bears. As it turns out, Coca-Cola
has us all fooled that polar bears just want to
plop down on an iceberg and watch Northern Lights while
sipping on a refreshing Coke. But yeah, actually, they're
the largest land predators, along with grizzly bears, and prey on fish, seals, walruses, and whales, but have also been known
to actively hunt humans. Now luckily, these solitary creatures are isolated in the most desolate and extremely cold places in the Arctic. But with climate change on the rise and their habitat threatened, they're more likely to
encounter more humans. In August of 2011, British teenager, Horatio Chapple, was part of the British School's Exploring
Society trip on a Norwegian glacier. That's where he was mauled
to death by a polar bear, while four others were injured. And on top of that, the group
had to shoot the bear and were evacuated by helicopter
to the hospital for treatment. Maybe he was drinking Coca-Cola
and the polar bear was like, (breathes deeply) "I'm
gonna have some of that." (growling) Number four are orangutans. (growling) Orangutans with their cute,
orange hair, are the closest DNA match to humans in the animal kingdom. Due to deforestation,
the illegal pet trade, and bushmeat hunting,
orangutans can only be found on the islands of
Borneo and Northern Sumatra, where their habitat is
contracting to a breaking point. Known affectionately as
the old man of the forest, the largest of all of
the arboreal animals are the gentlest of all the apes. But their hairy arms'
wingspan can stretch for up to 2.44 meters and are very strong from swinging from the trees. But in 2012, an orangutan
tribe fought back against palm oil plantation workers,
knocking a man named Kernadi out, and biting
him in retaliation for beating and shooting them with air guns. So they're cute and gentle
until you provoke them, in which case they're like (grunting) I eat you!
(growling) Number three are koalas (growling) Can I just ask, are there any animals in Australia that don't want to kill you? Even the koala, the cuddly
vegetarian down under, have been known to attack humans
when they feel threatened. Now, koalas usually stick
to a busy schedule of sleeping 22 hours a day in trees, occasionally only
interrupting that sleep for snacking on eucalyptus leaves. The eucalyptus leaves, of course, also having a slightly narcotic effect, making koalas stoned and even more docile. But South Australian
woman Mary Anne Forster learned the hard way that even the snuggliest marsupial can become a viscous demon in November of 2014. That's when a koala sunk it's razor-sharp front incisors right into
MS. Forster's leg when she tried to protect her dogs. The Australian woman had to pry the koala's teeth open to release her leg and hobbled two kilometers home
before finally rushing to the hospital where she required 12 stitches. Okay, I have seen people
cuddle these things, and I am never doing that. That's why I like sloths so much, they're too slow to actually hurt you. Sloths can bite you too? They have razor-sharp teeth also? Mess you up? Okay. Well, nothing's safe. (growling) Number two is the slow loris. (growling) The slow loris's anime-sized
eyes command you to hug it, but don't, because they secret a venom from the underside of their arms. Oh yeah, you wanna go? Check that out. These arboreal primates all
hail from Southeast Asia, and come in four different versions, all from the Nycticebus genus. The slow loris's brachial
glands produce an allergen that's similar
to the Fel d 1 that causes severe reactions in
people with cat allergies. And the disturbing thing
is how it's transmitted, which is via their
needle-like dental combs which can cause anaphylactic shock. Now they're called slow,
not as an insult, but because they sleep all
day hidden in trees and move deliberately at night,
only a step or two ahead of predators like pythons,
eagles and orangutans. Slow lorises are one of the most coveted animals in the illegal pet trade because they're so cuddly-looking. But trust me, they're
best enjoyed at zoos or from the safety of your computer screen, kinda like right now! (growling) And number one is the blue-ringed octopus. (growling) Oh boy, this one. The blue-ringed octopus
is one of the deadliest animals in the sea with
a venom so poisonous, one could kill 10 large men. These cephalopods are barely the size of a pencil from tentacle to beak, with bright blue rings on their body that flash as a warning to would-be
predators to back off. Predators, prey and clueless humans can receive a painless nip
that injects tetrodotoxin, the same venom found in puffer fish, which blocks the channels that allow sodium ions into your nerves. That's all scientific
jargon for you gon' die. Within 10 minutes, your
lips and face go numb, your stomach turns, and then your lungs cease working so without a ventilator, you better hope that you
had your affairs in order. And the craziest thing is
that there's no antidote, so survivors have to ride
it out and wait about 15 hours until their muscles work again, at which point they will exclaim, "maybe I shouldn't harass this octopi." (growling) So that was 10 adorable animals
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