[심슨 에피소드]푸드파이터와 결혼하게 된 리사

[Music] only what happened like most of my problems it all started at moe's all right so the rules are every time the news guy says senator we got to take a drink hmm it'll be nice to let someone else decide when i drink too much pressure we have heard from a very reliable sauce news involving multiple senators i'm going to read a list of senators with possibly more senators to be named later by other senators once intoxicated we had a great idea hey swings i'm a kid again i'll save you miss recess ever don't worry homer i'll call the cops i'll write my senator senator oh am i gonna die in a playground like some uncoordinated child i'll come back with the fire truck i just have to get the kids to school first oh are the kids with you hi dad homer hey guys why are you ducked down like that don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom and that's why i was tardy today and with that tardiness you have at last crossed the boundary where i can legally apply physical discipline willie got me a switch damn it that's not even a swivel chair skate skate as fast as you can but i'll catch you i'm the principal man that's the kind of education you're missing would you like a quote ah yes whoa safe oh not totally whoa can't i just stay a little i only committed this robbery to help my kid see this is jeremy bart bart we're in much mcallister a pursuit so why'd you come here i run a respectable tree house just wondering if you've seen anything uh word is you'll uh you'll snitch for candy i saw a guy with a gun and a snake tattoo say he was gonna hide out on top of mount springfield mount springfield eh why did you save me we outlaws have to stick together outlaw you stolen bowling shoes 3d glasses crusty standy and this cage for my pets merci beaucoup oh wow you're very that's french for hello actually i think lucas bourne our competitive eater 69 hot dogs is the current record as the great kobayashi says de te kurotoki italia what does that mean that's gonna hurt coming out um why don't i just go sit alone oh you're doing it ready set [Music] japanese ah he's sweet what am i doing he's just ralph with a dream the dream of not ralphing but i'm sure i could totally change and fix him can i join you for lunch whoa you didn't tell me you had to play stadium for it's the first i've seen it something's fishy bart where's the gift receipt oh hi is is lisa home yes she is and who are you lucas it's pronounced luca dollar that's my competition name i'm a competitive eater so what should we practice um vienna sausage blueberry pie short form oatmeal long course freestyle baked beans catfish ooh cow brains actually i'm a little surprised lisa likes him really justin blobber over there doesn't remind you of anyone eight hundred dollars to cut me out of that slide god bless us you can do better [Music] hmm maybe you're not cut out for competitive eating are you calling me not fat no i'm just i maybe you just haven't found the right food huh how about ice cream yes i will lay some hurt on that cream oh my god brain freeze okay honey i made you pork chops just like you like them sorry you had to drop out of college to feed me full time now give us a kiss huh it's full of lame apps bully avoider nosebook instagram all this was stolen from milhouse from my backpack where puppy goo-goo sleeps it's time you told me how you've been getting all this stuff oh i helped snake out of a jam so he paid me back in stolen stuff it was an honorable arrangement but i never thought he'd steal from you you want to suck some squishy sure [Applause] jailbird aka snake that's his real name albert knickerbocker aloysius snake has been arrested for a series of thefts and may be put to death under a controversial new statute bart i'm so sorry i just wanted to ruin his life not end it you ratted him out he's got a kid a kid i was crushed when i lost my dad so you see we can't let jailbird fry time for the sleepover detectives i didn't say there'd be a sleepover oh there's my magazine why look at this what every father should do for his daughter fathers should take their daughters out on little dinner dates and treat them like a gentleman would then she'll expect the same from the men in her future oh i can fake attentive i've been watching a football game this whole discussion not fake attentive real attentive okay okay i'll make it fun you have to act like someone you'd want lisa to marry if you just act like yourself she might just um oh you know she might marry someone like me you are comparing me to the most infuriating thing in the newspaper well marge says i gotta ask lisa on a date oh it feels weird just ask your daughter to have dinner with you what is the big deal uh hello lisa i know your brother and oh i'm stupid stupid dad did you just call uh yeah hey listen your mom thinks that maybe you and i should have dinner together sometime just the two of us so you see chief snake wasn't stealing that stuff out of greed he was stealing it to thank me plea denied warm up the electric chair lou or the chief butt-butt butt quit arguing and give him the little wrench oh ow ow ow let him out lou let him out well chief we got guns he's got a little wrench it's cold oh if i get caught it's suicide by cop oh i don't like the sound of that it means i get you to shoot me dude yeah still sounds like a lot of paperwork hello marjorie i won't embarrass you i will put my napkin in my lap i will use the utensils provided for me and if our food is slow and coming i will blow my stack in a manner befitting the earl of yarborough it goes like this oh is there no end to your fault finding maggie help me with this shirt well have we decided uh yeah help me out here what is the normal amount of entrees per person uh one sir i mean for adults one oh vegetarian can the red sauce be cow blood we'll see what we can do is that mom homer can you come with me for a minute homie i felt terrible when you said i felt stuck with you but then i realized i know homie i know you well enough to know you're not ready to forgive me yet but i also know you well enough to know that this will work all is forgiven let's have dinner dad i believe we were on a date oh of course you're right honey i'll just um i'll park it at the bar lucas you're not competitive eating anymore no i realized that was unrealistic well that's a relief my new goal is to become whatever adele is just call me pound duke a dollar [Music] police i need change for a dollar no change without purchase someone should shoot you oh i was hoping we'd miss the three o'clock hold up i don't know what to do for dinner now maybe we could shop somewhere else there's a farm stand next door well i think this family should try more vegetarian meals we'd feel better and live longer vegetables you've been promoted from side dish to entree [Music] oh marge i'm giving birth to a food baby uh i feel like something crawled inside me and took a crap i brought you some wheat tea and dry toast no fair lisa didn't get sick it's because your bodies are so used to processed food i think it's staying down it's staying down oh no it's not staying down wait yeah it's staying down you'll all feel better if you get a little sleep now close your eyes [Music] and if that diamond ring turns brass mama's gonna buy you a looking glass looks like you guys are on the mend yeah cuz we're through with vegetables hey hey kids do you have what it takes to be a singing sensation unaffiliated with american idol we've never even heard of american idol the winner will be animated into an itchy and scratchy cartoon lisa you should enter that contest you've got a great voice it made us all feel better i hope we didn't camp out here for nothing it's like every kid in springfield showed up don't worry about the competition sweetie after all he works for us our prayers pay a salary and if i win i'll be on itchy and scratchy [Music] noodle your pets and remember save the violence for cartoons [Music] all right kids let's do this quick i was going to be your celebrity judge but then i realized i'd have to pay attention so instead we'll use the applause oh meter hell i wonder what you are thank you i can't believe i used to date him lis you're a shoo-in lisa that sounds like a fancier version of the song you're going to sing [Applause] i may not know much but i do know talent when my producers pointed out to me we have our first contestant carissa wellington don't lose hope sweetie i'm gonna write you a song so great you can't lose when a man loves a woman which one of you the man of the woman questioning the kid's sexuality well done here you go honey sing this i'm talking springfield you could buy chimichangas talking springfield the chicks have big kazongas there's tires on fire a guy named up who where nobody sucks except for flanders you did it sweetie no we did it dad she's right it was all me i really do like working with you dad will you keep helping me of course sweetie la [Music] good job sweetie every time you hit that note i'll shoot a class with my bb gun is it possible to get a green spotlight sorry sweetie we don't have green let daddy go talk to the man is that green enough for you sweetie cause i can make it greener no it's fine [Music] that's cameron girls go crazy over him he's cute unthreatening and his smile brought a puppy back to life my kitty died on christmas eve [Music] daddy told me to be brave oh god i miss lisa's catch so much the first contestant eliminated is katie anderson [Applause] katie you are the first victim of the buzz cola trap door and the next contestant to be eliminated is clarissa i brought those twizzlers you asked for my little girl likes red vines you little child oh what's this stop hey these are red vines there you go sweetie daddy got you your candy homie i'm worried you're turning into some kind of super cuckoo stage mother but dad you don't need to help me by humiliating people you love sausage but you hate to see it getting made i don't love sausage then would you like to see it getting made dad you're fired [Music] dad i'm sorry you're hurt but you left me no choice you were obnoxious at a level not even permitted in show business bart you want to go to the video arcade hell i'll even go shoe i'm shopping down hey everybody i brought a guest someone who appreciates my in your face management style hey simpson family how can i touch your hearts tonight oh you're working with cam right now all right i'm gonna teach you a little something about jazz hands marge bart maggie santa's little helper lisa dad i don't want things to be awful between us i made you some cookies so happy oh goodness they're gone oh okay morty give me a rose-colored spot tight to the mid-chest and an aqua background with an astronaut on the surfboard sure sure thing mrs is our final night 30 contestants have already fallen through our buzz cola trap door ladies and gentlemen i have a confession to make i didn't have my usual songwriter tonight so i took a stab at writing my own song now that you're gone dad i miss you so much and your threats against teamsters and techies and such your management style is like attila the hun you were vicious malicious but you got the job done but you're always my dad [Music] [Applause] dad you know the best part about this whole thing has been the time we've spent together i don't care if i win just as long as you're in my corner again i always was honey i'm a privileged boy he's great i gotta tell ya privileged boy my dad can buy and sell yeah it really doesn't matter that you're on the list in front of you you suck johnny rainbow i believed in you you sabotaged cameron for me i'll always be there not even death will stop me now you're getting creepy how about i love you honey good dude [Music] dude [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 20min 13sec (1213 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 14 2021