Taxi I go first I go first I go first I have emergency, Let me get in first What's the matter? It's truth Sir, my grandson has a high fever & must be rushed to hospital Please let me in first OK, you first. Mind your head, easy You really are nice Grandson, you're good at acting. I'll buy you more ice-cream Wait for a moment Morning Morning Queue first if you're in a hurry Good Morning Morning Morning Morning Morning Queue first if you're in a hurry Don't be formal Good Morning Good Morning Queue first if you're in a hurry Quick, not enough time Don't be formal Here they are... Open the door Don't elbow. Line up Why still can't open the door I haven't stopped yet Don't hurry...I go first It's mine Don't push give away... Quickly You step on mine foot Don't push Buddy, my necktie's stuck Stop...my tie is gripped Let me help you Excuse me, which of you have got change? Do you have some coins please? Have you got change, sir? Mr what's matter? Do you have some coins please? Change? Crazy! Sir, let me put it in for you ... Mr, I help you put it in... Miss, let me put it in for you Thank you Miss, shall I carry you up? Black nylon socks with pimples on the legs Make way, bitch Let's take the stairs The elevator has come Can you take the stairs? What are you doing? What are you doing don't push Give me a way... Miss, please press 7 for me <i>Push it... the door is closing...</i> Oh ... don't close the door Miss, what are you doing? My contact lenses Contact lenses are invisible, you can't find them Without contact lenses I can't see anything Don't waste out time. Close it quickly Late again Unfortunately, the lift I took was loaded with cargo And I came upon those transportation workers And there were drippings from upstairs And there was a big hole in the street And it was this lousy job Worse still, you were born with an unlucky star If you were lucky, you'd be serving a big boss Without having to go to work in this lousy place Confess it Miss After breakfast, clean the window The manager is bringing group of mainlanders to inspect the plants Sir It's murder! It's freezing. What a cold-blooded animal Who's cold blooded? I mean that dog. Isn't an animal cold-blooded? Bloody dog, even you're wearing wool one more » two more - three more one more » two more - three more one more > two more... If I were dressed like that I'd rather stay at home If you were dressed like that, I'd rather you stay at home too God created men and women Sometimes he made mistakes too But this is a masterpiece Darling, something for you Honey, don't...don't... Cod liver oil. Don't run You take it yourself Well, darling, what does that item mean In the month's credit card statement? Thai bath and massage Was that masseuse dressed or not? Of course, she was Were you dressed when she massaged you? Of course not What? Darling, anyone dressed can't be massaged Darling, as of now, I'll massage you every night Darling, did you get trampled on the back too What? I won't go any more Take it, don't spit it out That's nice Even you're cold-blooded You've turned up the air-conditioning. It's Kill Turn right. I'll go to inspect the factory today. Old Skeleton, you're not coming to office today Great Come...who want to play chess come here Ext. 1 Wang, Ext. 1 Wang Wang Hsiao Chiang The contract is ready K pair K pair? So large Hey? Pass? Fatty, I ... Don't pat my shoulder, it's taboo I pass, your tum Stop that ... this is urgent Please take it to Shen Partnership Co Ltd immediately Okay, put it there Alright? Back to work I'll pay $500 I'll kill you Hsiao Fu, please take this I'm tired, let me have some water first The Spring breeze kisses my face Morning, everybody. Ain't I smart? I slept late, knowing the boss is absent Hi, please take this I must cope with you Good news. Immigration forms for Virgin Islands Last one, $300. Who wants it? How much have you got? HK$200.00 OK, make it $200 Give it to me Take this to Shen Company first I'll do it this afternoon Right away Thank you. It's full employment here. You're lucky Be smart, lower your head Take me to the lounge for a drink at 4 p.m. Okay I'll show you how to make money Have you heard of the Headhunting tribe lately? They're hunting for personnel in the East They're scrambling for personnel due to heavy emigration They're offering double the salary If you don't raise up your head, they won't see you Not so loud You'll suffer if Old Skeleton hears it He may fire you right away Then the year-end bonus and retirement funds are gone He may even advertise in the paper to ruin you And you'll be finished all your life I couldn't care less This is my luck. See you at four See you at four Wang, Ext 2 Wang Head-hunting tribe This is Shen Company. The contract? Sorry, it will be delivered right away Hi, Shao-hsiu Wang, Shao-hsiu Wang Get Fatty to rush it to Shen Company Where are you going? To catch pigs in the pigsty I've got more lines using your cream You'll get even more if you don't use it Ticket, please I'm looking for someone You want a ticket all the same Fatty, Fatty You're ruined me The pager said you disappeared What? Look, Mr Wang “background unknown” Shen Company Why have you been lying idle the whole morning? I'm lazy Why are you doing your private affairs? I'm smart Why should I work hard while others are idle? You're stupid Ext. 1 Mr Wang. It's for you the whole morning. Is Wang in? Mr Wang? Speak up Excuse me, this is PHD Personnel Consultant Co, commonly called Talent Scout Some Japanese are taking an interest in you I don't bear them any grudge They have in mind a managerial post for you Manager? I've never done that before? We have confidence in you I'll wait for you at the car park after office Bye-bye Drink some water to refresh up Please Good Morning Good Morning This way, this way please Your factory is fantastic You've lived up to the image in quality, in packing and appearance You're all here Here's my name card. Please enlighten me Are you new here? Yes, I've been at the Reception for two weeks Please come this way to see our production line Buddy, buddy When would you take us to that Night Club? China Town And Club de Volvo They say Black Swan offers good quality and low prices Good... Hey, please date her for me Hurry up... Old Skeleton You're like a bamboo pole Mr Wang? My car's parked up above Let's go It's here Please get in What's so special? If you can't come to terms, go home after eating Our boss is an understanding gentleman He must get your permission first Relax Get out Care to take up an administrative post at Head Office? $20,000 per month. Okay? Let's talk about it in a minute Let's not go home tonight My mammy may scold me then She won't if you get a promotion Let's get in Where's Cindy? She won't appear I'll reverse the car. You wait over there Coming How strange My boss So you've let me down Both are beautiful. Which one will you take? Both When you're well dressed, I can take you out to talk business This is new from Italy. Want to try? Okay Okay It doesn't look so well when put on The back's too low Don't worry, you have a good figure The collar is too low, it's visible when drooping One with a good figure needn't worry The color is too dark for my skin There are 7 colors for your selection The sleeves are too long They can be shortened A dress designed by a famous designer can't be changed Otherwise, it's not a famous design I won't take it This is beautiful too Pack it up Thank you Thank you, sir It's a sale. The boss is not in Selling... The colour is not bad This looks good how about this What are you snatching? Take it. Anyway it's from Au Pa-sang's I couldn't care for it either. Let's go They are all very cheap, come...take a look Still not asleep? I can't fall asleep I've been thinking of you the whole night Would you care to have dinner with me tomorrow night? If we can't come to terms after dinner, I'll take you home I'm offering you $20,000 a month Have some The shark's fins here are not bad Mrs Wong, hurry I am coming... But it is very expensive Japanese Why you are so slow yes...too slow Let's go Darling, so you're here I'm taking business with a Japanese client Let me make the introduction My wife, Mr Toyota How do you do? How do you do? Hey, how long will it take you? Maybe I'll have to talk up to closing Goodbye Come home early. I'll have tonic ready for you Let's go, let's go Mrs Wang, please SAYONARA TOYOTA CIVIC HONDA Your ring's on the wrong finger Because I took the wrong wife My wife's nicer to her dog than to me So I must find a girl who understands me As to remuneration, it will depend on our co-operation But I know our co-operation will be okay I get a turn-on each time I see you I must divorce my wife In fact, we've long been at variance with each other As to the term of this contract, that will depend on your performance But I know you will satisfy me What's on your mind? Have you got that thing? Wait a while Any supermarket in the vicinity? There's one after three blocks If offers around-the-clock services Sun, how much each packet? 10 Do you want it, sir? Yes I'm ready I'm going to a motel Wait for me before the life in 5 minutes The bill Don't ever let others see it Oh, bamboo pole Mr Wang's coming soon Please sit down ... Miss, I want a room Sorry, we're full up Wait, let me see There's still one A presidential suite, $120,000 a night Please check again A foreigner has just checked out Good, good Mr and Mrs Yu? Yes ... She's my wife Please What a coincidence I didn't have a date, I came to use the phone I dated someone here Didn't you say you were going to the restaurant? Aren't you going to use the phone? Yes, yes ... What are your plans with Chen? You know I don't like him But he holds a Canadian passport What would you do if you were in my shoes? Right There are only a few years to go before 1997 You should plan for yourself Mr Wang, how do you do? How do you do? That Japanese is waiting for us there Let's go over Okay Wait Our boss is tomcatting Please don't interrupt Have you fixed it? I'm downstairs I took them home and would pick you up on the way, but you were not in the restaurant The lady at the counter said you entered the room I got in to see that Japanese client What's taking you so long? Shall I go up to help you? Don't ever come up The Japanese is a sex fiend He may make advances to you He said he'll be finished soon Right, he said it will be finished soon Sayonara, Civic Honda Wait for me downstairs. I'll come down when I finish Sayonara Let me have a kiss It's alright ... Now you sleep here Come to see me at Head Office tomorrow morning I'll arrange that $20,000 job for you And you'll get extra income too That's a rare chance. Be sure to come Don't forget Let's keep liaising from now on We're liaising now, but not yet through From now on we'll liaise every day Then we'll get through, right? We can't if we don't liaise Excuse me. Bye-bye Just think it over. Bye-bye It's breakfast time. Why are you still sleeping? I had a nightmare What? I had a beautiful dream, then a bad one Luckily you woke me up, darling The breakfast is getting cold I know Darling, I'm going to work Darling, feel the pocket in your pants Not that one, this one A credit card. After signing, you can use it Look at you so dirty, you don't look like a boss I'm only going to work Mind the embryo inside you Go to the hospital for a check up in the day Take the chauffeur. I'm going to work Petulant Playboy Old Skeleton's coming General Manager Loyalty is of primary importance in life Be loyal to your boss. Don't you agree? Yes Come in with me then General Manager Come, come, come What are you doing? Sorry Never mind, never mind Take this It's stone-set, keep it General Manager It's give and take Your friend dropped it near the lift, but the mirror has been damaged Women are so careless Where did you pick it up? I didn't pick up anything What did you see at the hotel? I've never been to the hotel You're smart Here are two applications 2 girls will come for an interview Be smart again Don't hire the wrong person Yes, sir Are you here for an interview? I am Chiang Hsiao-ching Sorry, please show me your ID card I'm here for an interview too I came first You wait over there Please go in and sit down Please sit down, Mr Wang Here's my ID card See if there's anything else to fill in What do you do? An Overseas Sales Supervisor For how long? Eight years You must be experienced then Yes What does a P.R. Officer do? In a word, to promote relations with customers That's challenging I should've asked you I graduated in foreign languages from Beijing & specialize in translating I studied at Kuang Yi Tutorial Night School for 3 years Later I studied Business Administration at Jinghua U and got an M.A. degree After graduation, I studied domestic science at home I have no objection to pay if the job's challenging Plus allowances too This one? Right, that's she You really are smart Sorry, sir, she doesn't fit us She asked for $20,000 Never mind, pay her $20,000 I myself I'm getting $12,000 only Now there's brain drain We can't get a cream without paying more She's not a cream, she graduation in domestic science only Don't discriminate against academic qualifications Have you heard of potential? She really is beautiful A P.R. girl must be beautiful You've done the right thing General Manager My pay hasn't been revised for 2 years You're not a beautiful girl Idiot, you promised to hire me. What's wrong? HK is a decadent bourgeois society You Hong Kong men practise bourgeois liberalization and racial discrimination. You'll suffer in 1997 You're right, HK's a bourgeois-liberalization society If you want to survive, read these first I must go back and study them Are you thirsty? Thank you. The Head Office has decided to hire you Welcome Morning ok...I know Morning Morning What a good figure! It's too good, You dropped it that day Thank you Today's Valentine's Day Why not even a kiss? A little later What about tonight? I must speak at a meeting this afternoon You join me, it's business And we'll have lunch together Sorry, I'm busy, be on your own You eat alone General Manager, eat bananas I've bought one more lunch box Take the orange juice to quench thirst Eating between meals will whet the appetite I have many kinds of cakes for your selection Fresh fruit is good for the skin Men are despicable I'll take this tin of fruit juice first It's alright I'll buy you another tin This tin is different So he's taking fancy to her Take it if you like Today's Valentine's Day. Send flowers Flowers? Who's Miss Li? I'm here Compliments of an anonymous person Someone's stealing the march. Think of something for me Brother You Such a large bunch of flowers may scare them off Never mind them Miss Li, flowers for you again 3 bunches. Please sign You sex fiends 1,2,3,456,789 13 bunches from 14 male colleagues? Who hasn't sent any? What's happened Why has Wang Hsiao Chiang sent nothing? Insufficient information Miss Li, flowers again From Wang Hsiao Chiang The flower pots It's so special You're disgusting Fresh and cheap on a pot. Put it there Monster As of today, no sending of flowers in the precincts of the company No exchange of eyes too In a word, no complications between the two sexes Xiamin is located in Fujian It's an important economically-open city Xiamin is vast with tremendous resources June 4 or not, Xiamen will remain open Just as State Council Spokesman Yuan Mu said, Yes, just as Yuan Mu has said Sorry In a word, Yuan Mu has said There has been a trade of JMP 5 billion in Xiamen this year It's hearsay, hearsay only Premier Li Peng has offered political insurance to foreign dealers As the detailed information, comrade Deng Li Yang from the mainland will speak to you Comrade Deng ... Welcome, welcome As to Xiamen's open economic development plans, let's look at this chart Amoy has 61 kilometer long coastline All around some 116 different sizes of islands Each islands average areas has 30 square kilometers The maximum elevation... May hold five ten thousands tons of cabinet ships The fishing port area, may supply 80 large- scale fishing boats anchor it with and Refrigerates... Let's keep talking about Xiamen Exaggeration Some more? Very comfortable Nonsense, bloody nonsense The banana trees are full of bananas Miss coming to bananas, let's look at this chart again That's over Now, let's talk about the famous product from the mainland Tinjian pears are famous locally and abroad Moreover, the chestnut of Yangsang also is second to none Casually, I go back Also sell to different countries What have I done wrong? Nothing Good Your perfume is really intoxicating Let's see a midnight show after dinner It's business, let's go for a market survey to see if there's any patron wearing minks Hi, wait It's looking for you Hey, darling, why are you quiet? Speak out How come there's a dog in my car? No dog means no girl A pretty girl has just come from Canada Come home for dinner right away Right away? Sure. See you then We won't do the market survey tonight Okay Come home right away. I'll check by phone What a coincidence I must take the tram I'll take MTR Bye Bye Sorry Okay, you're chasing so hard Hi, what a coincidence. It's a misunderstanding What a coincidence I thought you would take MTR I won't, the air inside is too bad I get fresh air taking the tram, and it's good for the lung Fooling around? Let's have dinner No, next time Next time? OK, next time I'm getting off from here How obsolete Next time then Hello, wait Follow ... please follow that tram in front Follow the tram? Easy Miss Li What a coincidence! It's “next time” now You promised to have dinner with me How does it smell? Old Skeleton, Old Skeleton Even the air-conditioner in a Benz is out of order Drive a Yale then Any more smell? It's true Are you blind? Has my wife dwarfed? Darling, you're off duty Brother-in-law, it's been a long time Are you back? I brought her in specially to teach me aerobics for pregnant women I'll help you in office as of tomorrow There's no need for that Now you have two choices only You agree or fully agree. What's your choice? I fully agree Brother-in-law, it's for you Coward, coward I taught I to say “brother-in-law” Keep it then She means well. Thank her Thank you Thank you, coward, thank you, coward <i>You really have a sense of humour</i> <i>Humor, humour</i> When I married your brother-in-law, many of my relatives compared me to a flower on manure Why did you marry him then? I couldn't find any better manure Is this okay? Yes Welcome, welcome The sucker's here! I don't eat raw, go to another place Take more raw fish and you swim better I often eat roast birds but can't fly let's go ok, bye The sucker has left This one then Check, don't move What are you doing? I haven't moved yet A good chessman shouldn't change any move The guests are here. Cook something Two please sit inside OK Don't move, I'll play again in a minute You'll lose for sure today This shop hasn't opened today Let me make two good dishes for you Okay, anything good? Peking pork chop, dumplings Shall we change for another one? No, we've already ordered Too much nourishment may cause high blood pressure You're stealing, bloody cat Stop, come back I'll chop you for pork chop Run Don't run around You're stealing, damn you Come back, come back, come back ... I'll chop you for dumplings Come... Dumplings, Peking pork chop Can't be had elsewhere. Come on Take it hot Well, won't you eat? Crazy Where have you been? You're back late. I've been looking for you the whole night I'll take you to Taiwan to sign a contract in a few days It's business, you must go I'll introduce many customers to you and this will be good for your future Fix the visa first Let me have a kiss Hey, open up. What are you sucking inside? Aren't you hiding a girl? Open the door, quick Open up or I'll break in What are you sucking inside? What's taking you so long in the toilet? Oh, I paid a big price for this That's... When the wife's pregnant, the man suffers I know how you feel. Drink this What's this? It will cool you off and bring you relief Come, drink it, remove fire? If you control yourself too much, you may get sick Drink it quickly ... It will cool you off Cool off, cool off Sorry, it's full Wait It's overloaded Mr. it's too heavy Install has not heard I may not bear such deep feeling for you Why has this happened, overweight can't excit Mr, it's overweight, please go outside It's still overweight Mr, could you hear, it's overweight Relieve it for me I'll go up to have coffee ready for you I couldn't get in Thank you You forgot the zip Are you sure? The briefcase Dame you This coffee is mine, don't drink it You must be new here Copy this for me Three copies each, and put them on my desk Beautiful, but skin's not so good Let me introduce you a skin-smoothing machine I have no wrinkles You will, if you go on You must need this An Irma Chest Expander Do I need it? There's no limit to your requirement The No. 2 machine is for tightening The illustration shows the difference before and after use It will give you more pride Your problem is quite serious Let me introduce you this latest chest expander and absorber The vacuum expander What are you murmuring? It's guaranteed effective. Let me show you What are you doing? It's effective for sure I guarantee a 3 expansion for you tomorrow What are you doing? Ladies & gentlemen, let me introduce to you Linda, our Financial Manager She's my sister-in-law and the Executive Director A part-time job in our company? No such thing. Who's taking a part-time job? Which of you is doing part-time? Who is it? Has any? No, nothing No... Back to work then Linda, your office is over there Come in with me So one inhaling will do I'm sorry. Please cool down It was only a misunderstanding Let's drink fruit juice in celebration Don't touch my glass Don't you know you sang badly? Impossible. I'm not much used to it May I use your glass? Don't touch my glass Don't let me see this in office again Take it away How much is this Irma Chest Expander? It's nice, take it That's eventually good for me too You help me and I reap the benefit Take it Fixed Why would she be ready to change her figure for you? She likes you A girl is wood and a man is fire Fire burns the wood Where are you going? To throw away the old wood? Wonder what size he prefers Could this gadget make my dream come true? Buy it, it's provided with repairs and maintenance Please show me the data ok. give me have a look We have to say goodbye We'll only use the phone till the end of this month How pragmatic Stop Jane Jane, we're parting What did you say? Don't let me see you any more I'll repay you for the contact lenses The old wood is burnt out Why is the Government making a big hold in the street? You board the plane first. I'll join you once my visa is fixed Don't move Congratulations! You got approved already for last year's application for emigration Brother-in-law, you mustn't go to Taiwan Why? Sister's having labor pains now She wants you to see her in hospital I must go to Taiwan to have a contract signed Don't worry, I'll get someone to replace you Here... General Manager Wang can take this mission Right, you must take care of your wife The Company has high expectations on you If you make it, you'll be promoted to Manager Don't let me down Come on, let me check in for you Thank you You are not an eloquent speaker So I've arranged for someone to accompany you She'll wait for you in the plane I arranged that Thank you, General Manager May you have a nice boy It's here, the airplane does not wait for people A flop Goodbye Goodbye Go to the hospital quickly Thank you here Thank you You are welcome The General Manager has arranged us for this mission Yes Great, great He's so nice to us May he be blessed with a son Hurry up The last card Darling, this boy is lucky He made me win much before birth Your turn Could the game expedite the delivery? Unexpectedly the pains stopped when I got here The baby won't arrive till tomorrow morning I should've gone to Taiwan on business, darling What? You must watch me in childbirth How? I've already talked to the doctor I want you to be a great father to watch my childbirth Doctor, I can't help with delivery This is conception in co-operation What? Only one person is pushed into the maternity room and 2 come out A man watching this may get impotent Impossible. Have you got heart trouble? Not now, but I'm not sure after I go through it Your presence can relieve sister's pain But it makes me suffer Mrs Yu, I'll give you a complete prenatal check-up now Open wide your mouth Doctor, you really are great The 1st time I see my wife opening wide her mouth without muttering anything Taiwan Mr Feng, let's talk about the contract now No problem, if only Miss Li will give us some face Come ... Let's drink My temperature's rising I'm burning like an oven Miss Li, you must give us face Cheers, cheers I will oblige Miss Li, let's drink to our chance meeting Chance has brought us together Drinking this way will hurt the liver Never mind, never mind He's drunk Shall we take Miss Li to another place? Miss Li, the Karaoke in Taiwan is great I'll go You're drunk Miss Li, the air-conditioning here is not good enough Let's take off our dress. I'll help you I'll undress You go on, no one would stare at you It's cool What are you doing? I'm not going Never mind him I can't leave him alone Why? He's my husband Her husband 'I pay the bill I'll go and drive I'm your husband? Darling, don't be afraid I'll keep you company. Be strong Thank you, darling Give me the videotape recorder Make me more beautiful You take over this glorious mission I won't Go in Go in Go in Wipe the sweat I must be impotent I must be impotent Doctor, he's out of his mind Who's out of his mind? Me The contract has not signed Need to be very careful Welcome to the program “Beauty Parade” What now? If I can't have the contract signed, how am I to return to HK? Get up first Many people in our country have drinking habits and there's the phenomenon of getting drink Tonight we'll talk about massage treatment for drunkenness Masseur Mr Hsu is here to give a demonstration Please do as he does First, hold the drunken man's forehead and shake hard to increase his brain's blood circulation to sober him up quickly Then find the sinus in his hindbrain It's hard to find out you'll find it for sure Now, press his hindbrain hard and his chin and shake hard to keep him sober Then press his shoulders A drunken man has taut shoulders Press hard to increase blood circulation and metabolism Then undress him to help him breathe through the chest A drunken man has chest upset So we must help him breathe Do this for about half an hour You've come to I dreamt of you again Mr Wang, open up for us Mr. Wong, hurry up to open the door Clothing... Mr. Wong, here you go Come quickly to open the door Morning Sorry about last night, we didn't know she was your wife Never mind, never mind As to that contract, let's go in to talk about it We're going to Kuala Lumpur this afternoon So we're troubling you at this early hour Sign the contract here today Please sit... please... ok...I know We're so close we often exchange our clothing Be quick...it's ok Pleasant co-operation Please have a photo as souvenir for this historic moment Mrs Wang, lower please Thank you OK Thank you The Airport Bon voyage, bon voyage Mr Wang, your wife's really capable Bye Bye I'm going to brush my teeth Mr Yu, your boss is really okay He allowed you to combine business with pleasure They must be newlyweds The contract has been signed Let the young couple take it back to you Extras! Extras! Love affairs, affairs Wang Hsiao Cheung lost Virginity in Taiwan Be happy Feeling good I'll kill you If I don't have to work, I won't care to return to HK Why? I can spend a few more days with you Attention, passengers The plane will arrive at HK International Airport in half an hour Please fix your seat and fasten the seat belt <i>And please don't smoke When the Manager knows I've the contract signed,</i> he'll promote me for sure Maybe I'm daydreaming I'm mad about a promotion All because I've follower such a boss He succeeded through his wife only but he's unfaithful to her He's a tomcat The other day I saw him going to a motel with a girl It's true I know him best after knowing him for years He always seduces his female employees But the girls are to blame too They went to bed with him, knowing he's married I really don't understand their mentality Those girls are despicable too Few got promoted through real capacities Many got promoted to high position by this means But I can see that you're an exception What are you doing? The contract's here You've even brought your wife You have just come back Just come back You're back at last You did a fine job You've even done that You did a fine job The credit is yours, sir Not everybody has such a chance Don't mention it. I'll repay you They say you're first class in expression Mr Wang took good care of me He learned fast I must give him some incentives then Hand the contract to the lawyer You follow me How could you have done such a thing? As of now, you're transferred here to be my private secretary I'm in charge of public relations “Public relations” mean relations with the public You can't go on with those male dogs outside As of now you'll be in charge of private relations What about Mrs Ma? Mrs Ma's returned to read Matthews Old sex fiend The General Manager has transferred Mrs Ma to the godown and Feng to be his private secretary She's beautiful and bewitching Ext. 1 Mr Wang That Japanese has offered $40,000 for you 16 months' pay Tien Chuan Company has a big project in New York but he wants you to resign immediately That project requires your immediate appointment But... If you accept, you may get emigrated I work here by dint of capabilities What capabilities? A university graduate or experience in computers? Or have you got pull? Without my pull, You can't go on Hurry up Your wife has brought you a son Don't entangle me any more Are you perverted? Me, perverted? You've changed much In fact, you do love me You want with me to the hotel that night And you accepted this job Think of your present job Right tum Resign Feng, I'm truly in love with you Give me 2 years to save up I'll divorce my fat wife Then we'll fly to Canada Look, the diamond ring I bought with my savings Put it on I won't take it Inside Put it on Hi, what are you doing? Darling, I told you not to buy me shoes with laces Look, broken again Who's she? Have you made her your secretary just now? Yes I've just given birth and you're turning against me Darling, she's married You're convinced now Excuse me ... What happened? Excuse me General Manager You've come at the right time Tell my wife your relationship with her My sister should've asked you Wang, tell them about our relationship Could she really be your wife? Speak up Okay Feng really is my wife How come I didn't know? You're now here, many things are unknown to you Sister, they lied Crazy The proof of them in the same bed Why are you crying? It was all my fault What happened? Remember what day it is today? What day is it? My birthday You've already celebrated it before It's the lunar calendar Sorry for what I did Please come to my home for potluck The conclusion of the deal calls for a celebration Yes, yes What's this? It's fascinating A secret gift for your birthday Put it on for me Why can't it be put on? You've put on weight after delivery Put it on the small finger It fits well My large savings have gone down the drain Maria, help me take the things to the garden for the BBQ The garden? The Royal Observatory forecast rains It's fresh It's tender Oh Heavens, don't rain Don't ever rain “Hippy” birthday to you “Hippy” birthday to you “Hip ... Can't you sing it better? Darling, you know I lisped Please drink, everybody You can't drink after the delivery I'll invite them to drink then Sorry about what I did in office today I hate tomcats, especially those who lavish money on taxi dancers He bites the hand that feeds him Don't worry, he's a gentleman As you know, girls in HK have no shame The get promoted, they're ready to go to bed You're right Too many partings ... Hello, Wang, you've dropped your wallet My ID card Thanks Oh, barbecued pork? Yes, yes, take it yourself Thank you It's raining. Let's get inside Let me help you Okay, okay I'll bring the wine only Darling, you shouldn't have barbecued outside Now everybody's wet through Who knows? Sorry, Mr Wang Mrs Wang's drunk Well, I have a suggestion Don't go back, spend the night in our living room Tell the chauffeur to take them home Both cars are now under repairs They can sleep all the same here That's not the same Maria, fix the living room Mr Wang, Mrs Wang will sleep in the living room Darling, let them leave Who let them leave? I'm not going I'm drink, I didn't know where I live I have a headache and I want to vomit Don't spit on my sofa Linda... Linda Being with lady getting into the room Don't touch me Go in Don't touch me or I'll tell sister Sister, don't get drunk tonight Promise to help me watch See if they really are a married couple Rinse for her What? I wanted you to watch out but you're bringing me trouble You're hopeless Crazy General Manager, is Feng alright? Darling, go upstairs and sleep Help yourselves. The living room's downstairs Let me help you down I'll go and get a towel Don't leave me I won't leave you In fact, I've already written a letter of resignation but I want to work with you I don't want you to be wooed by others after I leave So I won't quit Open up Don't touch me or I'll tell my sister Where are you going? Pissing Anything can happen when they're all alone I must suppress the riots Darling What do you want? Get me the sleeping pills When you're asleep, I'll be free as a bird Please give me a hint If you agree to my doing that, just thunder YES, SIR That's only the will of Heaven Thank you You shouldn't have made it so loud Let me go or I'll tell sister You cold-blooded psychic killer I'll turn up the air-conditioning tonight Are you taking this for the exit? You want to kill your husband like that classical Pan Chin-lien Just you wait, huge creature I'll wrap you up now See if you can take away my blanket Let you try the steam bath You'll reduce weight this way I'll turn you into a tiny lamb Fatty Haven't you taken sleeping pills? I took vitamins. The sleeping pills are here I'll sleep in peace now Don't touch me or I'll tell your sister Sleep more, it's not yet dawn I'm not worthy of your love Why? You won't like me Why? You'll look down on me Never, never Some day you'll know I'm not a good girl Don't feel inferior I haven't had much education and I have a big family burden When one's poor, one would sell herself when she has nothing else to sell I've been ... This powder box It was broken in the hotel Feng, I'll help you. Don't be his victim Adulterer, adulterer ... Finished, no more sounds He must've won her favors Feng, Feng, open up Defend to the last Open up, I'm here Sex fiend Beast Tomorrow I'll transfer you to the godown Feng, did he do anything to you? I can't live without you Tomorrow morning, I'll borrow money from the bank to buy several more rings to show you my love Fang»-... Don't explain. Let's talk tomorrow So you really seduced the girl secretary You even seduce a married woman. Get out! Don't ever come back! Don't throw me out. It's my house too Crazy! Get out! Darling, don't throw me out. This home needs me Give an example I can't get erect Get out! Goodbye Goodbye Mr Wang, please do me a last favour Hand this letter of resignation to the General Manager Who's resigning? What a coincidence. Take this to the General Manager too General Manager? He can't even protect himself Shall I lend you a push-cart? Goodbye Come to tea when you have time Mr Wang, welcome Thank you Mr Yu, your bank account has been cancelled by your wife I want to draw money This subordinate card has been cancelled by your wife Yours has been cancelled by your wife too This has also been cancelled Give alms, sir ... You're richer than I Stop joking Get out if you can't pay That a cruel world I'm damned Thank you, thank you Yu, where are you going to fool around again? No such thing Sister's gone to the mainland Pay the rent Pay the rent ... What? Is your sister in? I told you she's gone to the mainland Take it I must see Madam NO, NO, GO GO She's my wife NO, NO, GO GO Even you're bullying me. Fuck you They all fare better than I You go out What are you doing? You mustn't go out You get out Don't throw me out. They're refugees, so am I They can stay, why can't I, henchman? Very good So-so I've read the contract and am satisfied I'll have my secretary bring you the contract in a minute Let's sign it here Okay Buddy, are you alright? Come here, come here ... Damn you You're heartless. I boosted you but you took away my darling Feng I didn't, but I wooed her I didn't bully family girls with a high-hand policy like you did Nonsense Don't argue with me. A good girl Should marry a good man like me You molested her in Taiwan I didn't You took her to a hotel and you know what you did Beat me, beat me to death What have I done? I didn't do anything with Feng I bought this condom and kept it in my pocket for 6 months without using it Kill me I'm nobler than you You forsook your family and career for her sake I've given up everything What for? What for? Feng is my second Spring You can't split us a pair of young lovers Mr Martin The contract is ready Wait I forgot the stapler You go to die Have you had enough? Get in and go home Darling, I really can't do without you Is that so? Yes, a man can't do without a woman A man without a woman can't Prove he's a man He-man, he-man I'd rather cry inside a Rolls Royce than sleep under the flyover Go Feng Feng Are you alright? Yes I'd like to ask you to dinner to explain everything Let's go to the last restaurant which is cosy You're old customers. This way, please How come? Formerly business was hard, but it's so hectic now Please sit down Welcome to the most plush Karaoke in HK We're honored tonight to have a famous singer sing for us Please applaud Fine BBQ buns, I like steamed BBQ buns I like steamed BBQ buns And also steamed Lotus seed buns and shark's buns Bastards! Bitches! What will you have? BBQ buns, I like steamed BBQ buns What will you have? I like steamed BBQ buns Anything And also steamed Lotus seed buns and shark's buns Bastards! Bitches! I like steamed BBQ buns Sorry about that night I missed you What? BBQ buns, I like steamed BBQ buns I like steamed BBQ buns And also steamed Lotus seed buns and shark's buns Bastards! Bitches! I most like eating fork break I want to talk to you What? Please marry me You need a ring to propose ring...who has the ring Do you have ring? No... I don't have ring Ring... Who can borrow me a ring? Do you have ring? I don't have
I have it here
I think my late wife won't blame me for that
