“I Get a Little Midget Cricket Neuralyzer?” | Men in Black (Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones)

[Music] look K I think I should be in charge of the flashy memory thing Department not while I'm around ace you ain't going to be happy till you f freaking somebody brain out man all right we got two dead aliens and a deputy medical examiner needs a new memory yes sir make it a happy [Music] memory [Music] [Applause] oh where is it [Music] [Applause] you have hey it isn't anybody ever get any sleep around here the twins keep us on Centurian time it's a 37-hour day give it a few months you'll get used to it or you'll have a psychotic episode here's oriah it's a grouping of the brightest stars in the northern sky and here's Orion's Belt right that's what the little guy said to prevent War the Galaxy is on Orion's Belt Junior there are no galaxies on Orion's Belt the belt is just these three stars the galaxies are huge they're made up of billions of stars you heard wrong well whatever man I know what I [Music] heard [Music] pretty lady uhhuh okay that grumpy guy story is starting to come into focus a little bit here so you were the guy in that picture you showed me with the flowers and I take it she never got those flowers so what she ever get married or anything no yeah well you know what they say it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all try it okay take a look at this my God they're all leaving we had 12 jump in the last hour reic was just the first the hell do they know that we don't why does a rat desert a ship give me limat 4 please with a proton induction thermos scan thank you okay limbat 18 all right 4,000 that's an archan battle for his and we've got a dead archan Prince and speak of the devil they sound pissed boys translate that step on it let you get down to rosenberg's jewelry store and see what you can turn up K give the kid a [Music] weapon series 4 de atomizer that's what I'm talking about noisy Cricket hey k no no come on man you get a a series for de atomizer I get a little little [ __ ] Cricket feel like I'mma to break this damn [Music] thing [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] hey this is my truck yeah and make sure you tell him that down at the impound please who breaks into a jewelry store and leaves all the jewels somebody not looking for jewelry this guy had a serious crush on his cat okay get down that's him that's the the in the Eos suit a we do not discharge our weapons and VI of the public man we ain't got time for this cover up [ __ ] I don't know whether or not you forgotten but there's an alien battle cruiser about to there's always an alien battle cruiser or a corillian death ray or an Intergalactic plague that's about to wipe out life on this miserable little planet the only way these people get on with their happy lives is they do not know about it and don't worry about the bug he's not leaving town we got his ship Excuse excuse me ladies and gentlemen said we need a containment crew I'm atdg Street south of hman containment may be be a moot point old friend The Exodus continues it's like the part's over and the last one to leave gets stuck with a check you sorry little and [Music] great what about the archus we've only translated part of the message so far deliver the Galaxy no they don't want much do they oh it gets better they're holding us responsible [Music] where do you keep your dead I don't have any dead where I don't know the city morg that's three for a dollar sir was some light some light had reflected uh off of Venus into some swamp gas and that's what made the um all right kid what's up the archan off the Galaxy whatever the hell that means we need help a professional somebody with years of experience in Intergalactic politics ladies and gentlemen I just hope the little prick hadn't skipped town I have your attention please thank you you'll gather over here that's right moving closer that's good thanks if you're look right here I'd appreciate it thank

Channel: Clips & Chill

Views: 120,476

Keywords: 1997, Linda Fiorentino, Men in Black, Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, agent, agent j., agent k., alien, black, clip, clips and chill, earth, film, in, intergalactic terrorist, men, men in black clips, men in black movie clips, movie, movie clip, movie clips, movie scene, movie scenes, opposing galaxies, scene, science fiction, top-secret organization

Id: BEqy8vTxfpQ

Length: 9min 13sec (553 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 23 2024