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peter parker selling spider-man pictures was basically his version of only fans why would you say something so controversial yet so brave me does nothing with knives or sharp objects my finger somehow [Music] fortnite is now an official part of the marvel universe did we just lose male tears male tears slang term for jessica drank chad's male tears straight from the tap smart dude my sister's cat scares me or you afraid of getting scratched i'm afraid of getting punched parrots can you stop pausing the movie for a single frame me girls on insta trying to show their and face in the same picture when everyone is vibing at home but you hear your mom drive up and you know the atmosphere of fun and relaxation is about to end this man doesn't have a car and is still happy money is not everything [Music] [Applause] [Music] the cheater realizing it can now smell colors the wildlife camera man who fed it amphetamine to catch antelopes faster [Music] what do you do i'm an astrophysicist okay i'm a gemini this guy i'm dead inside normal that's good night dad good night sweetie me as a dad son it is bed o'clock you best be sleeping okay dad btw best bts lmao even your autocorrect hates bts chat bts autocorrect my bf got his site pregnant but we both love each other should i stay yes they'll need a clown for the kids birthday parties are you okay flat earthers when they find out that they've been breathing from the atmosphere not saying my ex is fat but my memory foam mattress bed took a year to forget her i'll do anything for you let's never vaccinate our children i love her or i love her both is good old lady excuse me young man me i have a grandma [Music] life hack when cutting bagels put your finger in the stabilization hole to keep it steady police go to jail bark [Music] just a tiny fart nobody will hear it me september can't be that bad september the queen has breached containment when you complete a math question but don't write your method teacher ravioli ravioli give me the formulae eight-year-old me when i see my mom adding wine in the pasta sauce for dinner looks like i'm about to break the law me listening to music trying to imagine myself in bad scenarios that will never happen sleeping next to someone you love helps you to fall asleep faster reduces depression and helps you live longer me babe increase the volume do not buy your dad any more toys that i got in trouble with my lightsaber [Music] me fifty dollars worth of taco bell [Music] gonna turn this pizza hurt into a pizza home galileo explains how the earth is not the center of the universe the church i see this as an absolute sin crush what is your special talent me [Music] me deciding where to put my clothes school reopens me and my boys makes weird noises and teacher doesn't know who it was a high school classroom according to netflix what it actually is [Music] my pc do you want to save this image as dqw4w9wgxcq1.png me yes instagram thought hashtag no makeup hashtag natural beauty her dog in the background [Music] map of the planet if you are fish entire world vibing in december 2019 the time traveler wondering if he should tell us bro we're in in sixth grade it's stomach ache not tummy ache [Music] like if you play fall guys or haven't showered in 10 weeks just stick to posting memes bro literally no one cares [Music] man rule number nine establish dominance teacher if you could turn into an animal what would it be girls oh i wanna be a unicorn boys the beast i'm always two steps ahead of you this would be three but i got asthma iron follow rules laws and regulations not even the laws of gravity stop killing volcanoes to make lava lamps choose one be rich read minds invisibility be able to mlg water bucket in real life will you press the button your grows 5 inches but you will lose the ability to speak mario says why would anyone do that to give up one of your senses to just look a little more attractive unbelievable luigi says wario's tips for summer one drink elder shampoo in the house two three a girl in ancient greece exist zeus is for me pogba's mask the mask is pogging my body after taking the russian covert 19 vaccine [Music] wage earners gets paid the government is for me when you're so good your stomach ache is gone finally in a piece you'll eat your crackers with or without the shell [Music] [Applause] girls be like omg nobody talks to me but their phone looks like this 10 738 dad what do you mean that mom is cheating just ban her from playing on the competitive server then girlfriend break up your girlfriend linna wants to break up with you she confesses that it's because your is too big i've won but at what cost humans why are elephants scared of small animals don't they realize how big they are also humans when they see a cockroach no one people with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands me and the boys losing our 10th last game of the night [Music] hey you're finally awake pandemic externals what are you talking about let's go play with lego 18 year olds can i drink beer yet america no 18 year olds then what can i do america here have this gun deep fried boiled eggs i farted when i saw this [Music] how soap smells how soap tastes hey what time is it time for you to get a watch comedy wait wolverine is just two batman's kissing always has been so there's a rule against pumpkins in my dorm but it doesn't say anything about pineapples [Music] my phone hundreds of screenshots i don't use youtuber thanks viewers for watching the video to the end me who just needed background noise to drown out the silence you can't change the past but you can still [ __ ] up your future oh so you're human name every picture with traffic lights there's about to be a problem in produce today i made a zoom background of myself accidentally walking in on myself in a zoom meeting other people in the zoom call what sorcery is this bush hey i got a customer support question do you still make these at the end of ratatouille the food critic antonigo ends up funding a small bistro for a meter cooking the average lifespan for a rat i.e the head chef is 1.8 years this is an absolute investment everyone else on the road people with led headlights you are young and then at some point you are just suddenly thrilled by this a year is missing from your resume what did you do in 2020 i washed my hands my roommates begging me to take my mails me who doesn't have roommates jump in the atmosphere is fine [Music] introverts realizing they don't need to go out because of quarantine i can do this all year introverts realizing they are stuck in the house with other people living there make it stop did you know the car in back to the future was originally going to be a 2006 honda civic but was changed to a dillary and due to the fact that the 2006 honda civic didn't exist yet when you're cooking and that oil is absolutely buzzing if you're ever feeling down just remember you're closer to being a millionaire than jeff bezos's motivation [Music] [Applause] why is there music i'm trying to bust to not not bust a move when your glasses and masks are in a perfect position too where they don't fog up i'm at the age where loud noises make me mad like calm that down [Music] here's your ord me life goals spicy honey mustard q-tips don't place in ear canal everyone the smell of vanilla extract the taste of vanilla extract ebola i affected 18 countries sars i affected 29 countries iris inhales teacher okay we would be learning about history today me who watched history of the entire world i guess bible words i'm the expert here [Music] when the teacher puts you in a group with the popular kids and you try to join their conversation titties yes i remember [Music] link glides into battle fox flies into battle mewtwo teleports into battle mario for guys offers to make in-game skin for brand that donates most to charity everyone liked that myth fortnite is a trash game fact fortnite saves all other gaming communities from annoying toxic nine-year-olds programmers doing x equals x plus one mathematicians did you know that there are more airplanes in the oceans than submarines in the sky kiss his laptop webcam before bed good night mr fbi man fbi agent this episode was made in 1940 it's possible hitler saw big chunkers [Music] what's the cheapest jaw ever did one time i went and got a rental car of my exact make and model manually swapped all four tires from my car to the rental then took it back had a whole new set of tires for about 75 this dude me who lived here for 300 years and never seen a thing the whole family looking for a ghost send me pics wtf that's me okay get in you kicked the wrong chair welcome to the gulag captured teacher what is the opposite of antibiotic me uncle biotic teacher my flight was delayed three hours so i was doing what any human does when they're bored minding my own business swiping through tinder and the guy behind me goes ouch hard no for that one and i turn around only to see the man i just swipe no one behind me mayo when you become a regular at a place and they learn your name and start asking about your day my new co-worker do not question the elevated one when the bully calls you a by shrek she'll so you his mom and dad life is a challenge but i'm a challenge man i've got a knife and one of them's going inside you i'd prefer the knife cause that way i'd actually feel it that guy me how much is this phone salesperson 700 me with five dollars asked to switch seats on the plane because i was sitting next to a crying baby apparently that's not allowed if the baby is yours they had us in the first half not gonna lie cup designer the ice cream truck the ice cream man spanish flu 1918 covered 19 2020 it is evolving just backwards [Music] this guy satan my dad feeling proud for having me as his son me explaining how in the harry potter universe couples could take polly juice potion and swap bodies then have shreks to see what it's like from both perspectives [Music] life is like soccer because my mom signed me up for it and expects me to try my best even though i hate soccer his mom after reading this so you have chosen death the potato i peeled the potato my mom mumbled i keep a fruit sticker on the top of my head so that if the cannibal ever eats me he'll have to peel the sticker off first giving me time to escape smart what foreigners think the us is like [Music] what it's actually like [Music] help iacc help i accidentally build a shelf help i accidentally help i accidentally joined the italian mafia oh god i have done it again [Music] 2020 over everyone finally december 32 gentlemen mom can i have a ps5 no we have ps5 at the church [Music] this guy who spent 700 plus hours playing a game me who doesn't even know which button to press desks at the beginning of the school year desks at the end of the school year when you can finally enter your real birth year on websites wait i'm an adult september 1 2009 creepers were first released into minecraft on september 1st 2009 according to notch's tumblr the world has never been the same here's the very first video of creepers in action are we blind deploy the birthday wishes nasa confirms evidence that liquid water flows on today's mars nestle teacher don't draw on the desks kids in the back [Music] finally you're awake what 2020 virus riots what are you talking about it's 2013 let's go mine some diamonds my parents you better work hard or you will end up like that garbage guy the garbage guy with a disability but he still tries his best to earn money and keep the neighborhood clean [Music] you

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Length: 19min 2sec (1142 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 03 2020