Closed Captions were added by Moxi Media ♪ Laughing at me infatuated, don't laugh at me insane ♪ If you slighted the moonlight, please don't slight the vast sky ♪ It's the springtime, and the flowers are deep red
[Starring: Hao Wenting, Gao Haicheng, Wu Hongyan] ♪ When I just drink a pot of liquor, It has gone with the wind ♪ Falling in love like an arbor, I talk insincerely ♪ Only a Song of Everlasting Regret in my life, like a dream ♪ Day and night, I remember my Golden Millet Dream ♪ Even blusher on face, it can't cover my half morose looking ♪ If I was a startling beauty, I wouldn't have to read day and night ♪ If I chose an isolated city, it would be worse than wasting my life ♪ If you say I don't enjoy the girl's best time. Why I always remember that night? ♪ If I have to leave my boudoir, I will fight on horse together with my lover ♪ If I was a startling beauty, I wouldn't have to read day and night ♪ If I chose an isolated city, it would be worse than wasting my life ♪ If you say I don't enjoy the girl's best time. Why I always remember that night? ♪ If I have to leave my boudoir, I will fight on horse together with my lover
[Written by: Li Xiangguo] Directed by: Li Xiangguo The Ugly Queen During Chinese Warring States Period (475-221 B.C.) States fought each other, people suffered a lot As one of the Five Hegemons, Qi was once the most powerful state But when King Xuan of Qi succeeded to the throne, at the beginning, He was very dissipated and neglected state affairs Yan Ying, the Prime Minister, was so worry about this He heard There was a strange girl who lived in Zhongli Village who was adept with both the pen and the sword She learned the strategy from Guiguzi, and Martial from Mother Lishan Yan Ying decided to introduce her to support King Xuan to manage the state affairs Time To Go To Court My King, Is something wrong today? You look unhappy in the morning Do you have something Unhappy? Just say it, we will feel Happy What? Slap yourself in the face Alright, Slap...Slap... OK, you are smiling I mean I can speak out my unhappiness and make you happy Hum, That's OK Recently I slept badly Always had a dream, a same dream When I slept, I always dreamed a flower Good dream, a flower indicates fortune Only a flower bud, no leaves That's unique It's almost withered, how can be good? That means Withered Flowers Meet Spring Right... I remembered. It rained The flower bloomed after the rain Then the flower jumped from the flowerpot I just wanted to catch it, but I failed It kept flying I followed it to a gate Suddenly the flower entered the gate and disappeared When I raised my head, do you know where I was? Where? Zhaoyang Palace My King, It's a very good dream How do you know? You know, Zhaoyang Palace has been empty for three years Many imperial concubines died there I think they want come back to serve you How dare! Many people said that the Zhaoyang Palace was evil Ghosts around there day and night How it can be a good dream I would like to congratulate my King My dear Prime Minister, for what? My King, a withered flower meets rain It's a good signal, from the Heaven Prime Minister, you can read dreams? I even don't know you have such ability I learned a little when I was young just no time to use So tell me what's going on My king, the flower meets rain and then the flower flied into the Zhaoyang Palace Just because Zhaoyang Palace has been empty for three years It means a Queen will live in Zhaoyang Palace and accompany with my King Really? Absolutely My dear Tell me hurry How does the Queen look like? How? Matchless in the world Matchless? Yeah, matchless, Wow So where is the Queen? Putting Horse Ridge, Cang Mountain Let's go, pick up the Queen now! Hurry! Wait a moment, my King Today is a little late Tomorrow I will gather a team of Imperial Guards to pick up the Queen with my King over there Oh, So tedious! Court Is Over Dismiss.... Court Is Over [General Ying Guoying] Stop Where are we? Putting Horse Ridge, Cang Mountain So quickly Yes my King! The road is rough and narrow ahead Your Dragon Chariot can't pass How can we do? My King, could you please get off the chariot? Riding a horse is the only way Why does the Queen live in a place like that? The Queen is a matchless master, you know, the master always live in deep of moutains In order to show your sincerity, you need to pick up the Queen by youself All right So I will ride a horse there, for the matchless Queen My King, I want to accompany with you climb up the mountain and take a look at the matchless Queen Eunuch Zhou, you are so funny Usually eunuchs are not interest in women Just wait here, I will bring back the beauty General Laiying Giddap Prime Minister Yan, It's not good that the King go there by only himself Don't worry, General Ying, I've arranged everything. Anybody here? I am the King of Qi, Tian Pijiang I am here to look for my Queen My Queen My Queen Listen carefully, everybody here Who comes out, who is my Queen Come out, hurry! I will bring you back to my palace My Queen My Queen Is what you said true? I am the King of Qi King's words are law. Absolutely true! Are you really here for me? I am here for my Queen You must be my Queen, right? Yes, it¡¯s me Miss, you move so quickly and why is the voice so deep I just practiced my Kung Fu, and didn't stop Hey Prime Minister said that you were matchless in the word Turn around and let me take a look You need to promise me firstly Of course I will No matter what, you must marry me as the Queen And no regret! No regret, never! [Zhongli Wuyan, also called Zhong Wuyan, one the Four Famous Ugliest Women in Chinese History]
My King, How do you do! Ah My King...My King My King...My King My King Oh...Oh Did I see a ghost right now? Ha Ha Ha My Queen, My Queen I get you My Queen, Let me take a look No Don't be shy No Come on, just take a look My dear Queen My King Ah Fainted again My King...My King My King, get up Ah, forgive me...forgive me... Why did you do like this? You did this big ceremony on our first time meet It's too much We haven't any hatred, even today, even in the past Please let me go Hurry, hurry up Stand up Look at me Ah Look at me and listen to me Look there Ah Well You just want to escape Raise your head and look at me Forgive me, please, forgive me I know I am a little ugly Do you know? We will live together next Who will live together with you! You will get use to me when we face everyday You...You are so funny Yes funny Whatever if you like, my King I tell you I have been here for long time, waiting for you And I know you will find me someday Hey... Eunuch Zhou, General Ying I have heard it for long time, at Putting Horse Ridge, Cang Mountain There is a girl named Zhongli Wuyan in Zhongli Village This girl is a rare genius This time I played a little trick, just want to our King marry this girl as the Queen This girl will benefit our country in the future Prime Minister Yan, I see, you knew this girl before Somebody recommended this girl to me Just because she is a girl, I can't appoint her So I have to use this trick Ha Ha Ha All Prime Minister did is for our country You are so loyal and faithful resourceful and ingenuitful Please don't kid me Prime Minister Yan said There was a Matchless Beauty. So I am here I know, you admire my beauty and come here Your beauty? Will you feel shame? No, I won't You do admire my beauty You tell me, when your father, The King Wei of Qi, passed away. The officials of all counties Did they send a lot of beauties to you? Also the foreign countries You even send the cities back The territory which The King Wei fought for will be lost by you sooner or later Look at me and raise you head When the King Wei was alive He was diligent and good at state affairs, loved the people and made our Qi stronger than other states So the small counties on the periphery pay tribute and bow to us and you? look at your Qi State now Other countries invaded Qi many times You made concessions always So the people of Qi are homeless, suffering Tell me, Are you fit for the throne? Even though this girl is a rare genius It's said that she was very ugly I am afraid that our King won't feel good on her I must go there and try to persuade our King to marry her It's so good Giddap Giddap I have been here, waiting for you, for some time Today you come, and I am very happy Don't worry Next I will support you on the state affairs and Make Qi Great Again This Miss, I even don't agree to marry you What you said is bullshit? OK, I won't regret, won't But...But the marriage is a big thing You should have a matchmaker, right? This place is so far and there isn't a witness If I don't admit it, you have no way It's easy, let's go home with me All villagers can be the witness You have a family? What's that? My family house is in Zhongli Village, under the Cang Mountain I have parents and an old brother who love me so much If you can find a matchmaker to witness I will bring you back to the Palace and bestow on you the title of Queen OK Somebody out of the woods, can you be the matchmaker of The King Xuan and me? Listen, nobody! I am glad to be the matchmaker Ha Ha Ha...Ha Ha Ha... I am glad to be the matchmaker Ah...My King, Don't be angry! Don't run away! Stop Calm down, My King Oh my back Yan Ying, I will kill you Just now, I heard the Queen was calling me I am then here Queen? which queen? I didn¡¯t agree to marry her This is you described "matchless in the world"? Right? This is cheating, do you know? I don't dare, my King Please look at this face Can you find another one to match? It's all my fault, I didn't ask the detail My King, please agree with the Queen Agree? How? Like this one, do you agree? I have one in my home already Bullshit, I also have some in my palace So why do you find the Queen here? Stand away Tell me, How to do that? My King, please listen to me This girl is a rare genius Talking about her strategy, She can manage the state About the military, She can determine the victory or fail of a war on a horse If you marry her as the Queen Our country will develop very well Also as a King, your words are laws If you break your words today, and tomorrow Even the day after tomorow Your words can't be the laws any more in the future. How can we do? Can't be If my words are not the law, you won't listen to me Right my King! All right.... What's your name? My second name is Zhongli, you can call me Zhongli Chun or Zhongli Wuyan Zhongli Chun...Zhongli Wuyan... So what should I call you later? Just call me "Beauty" Oh My God, are you kidding me? Sorry I can't speak out from my heart Just call what you want Next month, the beginning of the winter, I will come to pick her up. OK? Wait a moment, before you go, leave your token Or I won't believe you I bring nothing this time My King, the Queen's words make sense We should leave the token Also you have one This waistband with a jade plate is a suitable one This is the remains of my father My King, Please listen to me I knew it was So it can show your sincerity Please give it to her Here you are Thanks, my King Yan Ying, I should leave you as a token to her I am a person, not a Dongxi (something) You are really not a Dongxi (You are so bad) My King Why are you not with the Matchless Queen? and bring her back to Palace? Shut up! I tell you, Yan Ying I won't listen anything from you The gold, I promised to give you as award, now cancel Nothing! and no salary three years Hurry back Yes Father and Mother, I will be the Queen of Qi My girl, are you mad? just come down from the mountain Look like this Yes, with those mad words When I was practicing my Kung Fu I met the King Xuan of Qi He promised that he would marry me as the Queen My girl, are you really mad? No. It's true. I am not cheating you You said the King would marry you Even as the Queen Right My sister, you must be mad Our parents begged the matchmakers to introduce a man around fifty miles But no one dares to meet you Now you said the King wanted to marry you Do you believe yourself? Yeah Wuyan, as your brothers, we don't want to belittle you But do you know your own appearance? What's wrong with ugliness? The King must marry me I will also support him to manage the state. What's wrong with the kid? She must be mad, even want to manage the state. [Beauty from Yan: Gao Jinding] My King, these singing and dancing girls are the tributes of small states If you like some one, just tell me These beauties are all nice But the two beauties with me serve me much better My King My King Next show is "Fairy Spreads the Flowers", from Gao Jinding, a State Yan's Beauty My King, I'm under the order of the King of Yan to Present the map of State Yan, The King of Yan would like to submit to Qi Yan will pay tribute and bow to Qi every year Also, he orders me to stay here and serve my King Hey...That's good Pretty...So pretty Eunuch Zhou, Bring her to the Western Palace I bestow on her the title of the Western Palace Imperial Concubine. Later I will go there Yes, my King Get the order and thank the King Thanks, my King You four listen very carefully From today You need to serve Concubine Gao very well If you did it, you can get the King's award If you didn't, Hum The King will kill you Yes You four leave first Leave now Thank you, Eunuch Zhou This is a classy jade, I bring from State Yan Please receive it Oh...you did so much Please take care of me in the future If you like this I will send you another bigger one to your home What your said is too much for me From now on, if you have something need my help I will try my best to serve you well Could I ask that the King will come to my place tonight or not? Answer my Imperial Concubine, the King will come here tonight Please don't worry You can ask the servants to prepare a good dinner and then drink with the King well The King is good at drinking So just go to prepare I am going to invite the King for you Thanks for reminding Go with me now --Yes --Hum Six (Nickname of a little eunuch) Yes, Eunuch Zhou This is the gift which the Western Palace Imperial Concubine gave me Now it's yours Oh, Eunuch Zhou I can't take this. It's too valuable Please keep it by yourself You take it when I ask you to take it. Stop bullshitting Thanks, Eunuch Zhou Hum, valuable? There are so many in our Great Qi She want to bribe me with such a stone No way Six, I find the Imperial Concubine Gao is not a simple person We should be careful Follow your orders You go to General Ying and ask him to send a team of Imperial Guards here From all sides Watch very carefully Even a fly can't fly out here Get it Prime Minister Yan, I don't understand I just received some beauties from other small states Why do you keep talking about this? My King, you receive many beauties, I dare not have any comments But This Concubine Gao is not only very beautiful But also good at Martial Arts I am worry that she will do harm to my King Such a beauty How does she do harm to me? Ah? Even though she is good at Martial Arts In our Great Qi, can she rise up in rebellion? Let she serve me firstly My King My King... Prime Minister Yan is right This Concubine Gao has lots of skills and is not an ordinary people But don't worry, my King I have asked General Ying to assign the Imperial Guards around the Western Palace Even she has great power She also can't fly out the Palace Hum, it¡¯s you who know me the best Ha Ha Ha Eunuch Zhou, you are a little wrong Just learn to him Eunuch, Let's go to the Western Palace and see my beauty Go Ha Ha Ha My beauty, today the food is good, the liquor is good So No Drunk, No End My King, Today I prepared the food and liquor also the song and dance. Are you satisfied? Yes...yes So I said no drunk no end Come on, more liquor You stand back Today I will pour the liquor for my King by myself Please, my King Cheers Good liquor, I am so happy Come on Please drink more Wait, the flagon is very special I never saw it before Where does it come from? This is ancestral My father knew that you were good at drinking So he gave it to me as my dowry Ha...My father in law is so good He knows my favorites and prepare this special flagon I must award him when I meet him On behalf of my father, Thanks to my King Cheers, my beauty My beauty, you are so good I will drink up for you one by one My King, more liquor? More... Are you all right? My King Eunuch Zhou Will the King go back? No. He is drunk and is already in bed I feel so strange, the King is so good at drinking He wouldn't be drunk like that What happened today? So today please be more careful Don't worry, that's my duty Thank you Good night Where are you? Where are you going? Don't run away, don't Stop My King? Stop Stop I am here...I am here I will...I will catch you Eunuch Zhou, Nothing happened Maybe we are too nervous All the officials are waiting the King in the hall I will go to call the King to go to court General Ying, take a rest Thanks Dismiss Yes I don't know Why do I feel so tired everyday without a good sleep I guess you were so exhausted in these days Tonight please take a good rest early Close your mouth My King Last night, you just kept talking You asked me not to run away all the time I answered that I were here all the time You kept asking and I kept answering No. The one I mentioned last night was not you So who was she? The one I mentioned was you Ha Ha Ha My King, All the officials are waiting for you in the hall You'd better go to court now Just urge me You even don't ask me why I am so tired My beauty, you wait me here I will be back soon Tonight we continue the game OK, I will wait for my King Em My King, the wedding date of you and the Queen is nearer and nearer We should get prepared I know, I know, It is still some days later Yes, it is. But the wedding is a great thing My King should set a standard of the wedding We can prepare the detail I don't want to marry that ugly girl My King, You can't do that That day you promised that you would marry her You left the token and I witnessed as the matchmaker Yan Ying, the matchmaker you mentioned make me so angry The token, I just gave to her! Don't mention it again My King, you can't be like that You are the King. you words are the law If you are like that, how can we believe your words? How can the people of Qi believe your words? How dare you! I said I wouldn't marry her. then I wouldn't do it The King's order: If somebody want to marry her, just do it Dismiss Court Is Over Ministers, what is your advice on the coming wedding ceremony to greet our Queen bride? I think, the bride we greet this time, is our Queen of Qi and my King selects her by himself So the ceremony must be magnificent, to show my King's sincerity and royal prestige My King, I think, we should be a little cautious As several former Queens died This new Queen is better to be humble and avoid disturbing the monster in Zhaoyang Palace How dare! You are putting a curse on the new Queen? I am not, my King It was all for our new Queen OK stop I have no interest of your quarrel. Dismiss My King, please listen to me... Dismiss Court Is Over We wait here almost a half day, why doesn't no one come? They come for the Palace It's a little far Wuyan, it's already too late Does the King forget? If not, he will be here My dear, are you sure about the date? Yes, I am sure. The King promised The Early Winter Day is today Hey, let’s have a look You see? I am right. There come... Yes? Yes! the next village I can’t wait any longer. I will go to the Palace to find the King for an explanation After all, I have his jade and precious belt. My dear If the King denies all, what should you do? After all, It's not a small thing Wuyan, Are you sure that the person is the King of Qi? I worry that you are cheated The one who is cheated usually, is not me but others I have decided. Hey I am going. Dear, wait Gentlemen, you will listen very carefully From now on, no one will mention the marrying thing again. Anyone who talk about it will be flogged fifty strokes and expropriated salary of three years, just like Yan Yin Do you understand? Yes, my King I beg my King to marry Lady Zhongli She will protect our country and make our Qi be great Yan Ying, don't think that you were the old minister of my father then I don’t dare to punish you Dismiss! Court Is Over Why is the new Queen so ugly? Mr. Yan said she was matchless in the world I am just curious about how ugly she is to irritate the King. Yan Ying, come out. Do you remember me? Ah, of course, Lady Zhongli I knew that you would find me. Nice to see you again Yan Ying, you are my matchmaker As a Prime Minister, you can't break your words? of course not We agreed, when it was the Early Winter The King would pick up and marry me Where is he? My Queen, please listen to me It will be a little intricate to explain Could you please get on the sedan chair first, I will take you to see the King Your sedan isn't big enough to hold my luggage Will you bear it for me? You get on your sedan I will be after you Thank you, let's move on Long Live my King... my Queen Tian Pijiang, how dare you! How dare you break your words, as a King? Answer me Do you remember You promised to marry me, at Putting Horse Ridge, Cang Mountain I... And you also said Mr. Yan was the witness and matchmaker How dare you You call me with my name! I dare, and I want to beat you it's treason! Guards, take her out! I have the remain of the former King. Who can touch me! Is...Is it real? The King gave it to me in the village Is it a fake one? You are wasting my time Tian Pijiang, King's words are the law But your words are bullshit You tell me how can your courtiers trust you? How can your people trust you? Yan Ying, did you teach her that words? I didn't, my King My Queen, I have a word The King didn't say that he won't marry you Just because our King was busy on the states affairs recently Our King said that he would pick up and marry you some days later Our King always keeps his words Prime Minister Yan, are you sure? Absolutely! Am I right, my King? Ah...Yes...Prime Minister's words are true I was too busy on the state affairs and delayed the marriage But I didn't know you would come to my court yourself What does that mean? Do you want to deny and send me back? My queen, as you are already here, please stay! That day, at Putting Horse Ridge, Cang Mountain, the King said he would marry you as the Queen of Qi My Lady can move to the Zhaoyang Palace Zhaoyang Palace is the house for the Queen, not for a concubine Hum, If I am not the Queen, I will quit My King, there have been a ghost in Zhaoyang Palace for years Several Queens died there So just let her move there Hey, that old one, what are you whispering? Oh...Nothing All right, you don't need to go back Mr. Yang, please guide the Queen to Zhaoyang Palace My King, living in Zhaoyang Palace that means, she is our Queen My King, you must bestow on her the title by yourself Are you crazy? Fine, now I bestow on you... What's your name again? Zhongli Chun, surname Wuyan OK, now I bestow formally on Zhongli Chun the title of Lady Zhaoyang Palace and Queen of Qi. Are you satisfied? Thank the King quickly Thanks, my King Congratulation, my King Congratulation, my Queen My Queen Stand up please This is too much, and I don't need so many servants Yes, my Queen My Queen, the King send us here to serve you If you don't need us, we can't go back If we go back, we will be punished It is true, my Queen From today, we are yours and follow your orders Oh...Royal Palace is just fussy OK, since there are so many rooms available You just choose one for each and go to have a rest from today on we are a family My Queen, there is another thing you don't know This yard is good at the daytime, but at night, the monster will come out Please close your doors well and never come out at night and so do we What? a monster? Well, I killed many lions and tigers before But I never see a monster. If there is one I will catch one and give it to you, as a gift Please don't. Just keep it by yourself Let us stay in the house Well, I am having a rest A tired day My Queen, there has been a monster in Zhaoyang Palace for years Please take care of yourself Yes, please Right I killed many beasts in my life I fear nothing. If there is a monster here I will pull its tendons, grab its skin and drink its blood My King, it's cold, you'd better to go back to your room It's easy for you to say You don't know how frustrated I am I am sorry, my King The girl I married is so ugly! and as the Queen If it spread out, I will feel shame My King, you may just stay away from her It's easy to say, as she is not your wife world is small, even my palace. We will meet from time to time It is right All right, you all go back All leave now Yes My King, please take a seat Eunuch Zhou I am here You go back to have a rest. I want to be alone My King Who is "be alone"? Out Yes Who...What are you? I am the Queen, and what are you? I...I am the master here I've played here for years. No one dare to come at night So you are that monster I am looking for you. Now you are here OK, let me teach you a lesson I didn't know you, even didn't scare you Why will you beat me? You scared others Come on, let's fight Monster, come out You can’t escape Are you a ghost? so ugly! Are you a monster? Right, I am a scarier monster than you Come here, I will kill you Sorry I don't know you are so ugly Even as a Queen The King's taste is more and more special What a monster, how dare you come out and scare around Tell me, How many bad things you've done Today you have bad luck to meet me here My Queen, please let me go. I didn't do the bad I have my difficulties, you can't do like that! Shut up and die Come on, little monster Let's have a massage I surrender, can you just let me leave No way! Today I will kill you for people Ah...it's you Zhongli! My King, you made a mistake, I’m here I am not her Who are you? I am her sister What a bad monster, let me finish you Ah... I am being killed by your sisters My King Monster, where are you going, stop there! My Queen, I was wrong Please let me go, I won't come back any more No way, it's difficult to meet you Come over here or you will die very badly Oh, you just want me killed anyway I choose to run I will catch you anyway, even under the well Ah My King Ah...Why are you not dead yet? Oops, I mean, how can you still be alive? No, I mean, where is the monster? It jumped down the well; I am going to get it My Queen, may I send some guards to go down with you? It's not necessary My Queen, there is no need for you to do that Hey, you talk too much You get down the well quickly and catch the monster for me All right, my King, don't worry! You wait for me three days If I don't come out three days later that means I have been dead down there You need to seal the well to avoid the monster coming out again Three days? You can stay there three years No, I mean, I will seal it as soon as you go hey, what does that mean Do you wish that I just leave and never come back? Of course not, I didn't mean that I meant you need enough time to catch the monster to prevent any harm to our people All right, I am going My Queen, please think it carefully Eunuch Zhou, If I don't come out in three days Please you and other ministers assist the King to keep Qi prosperous and in peace I am grateful that your concerning on Qi even at such a moment It is a gift to Qi from heaven to my King, and to the former Kings My Queen, please come back as soon as possible I didn't see you are so sentient You can just leave, I can manage Qi Tian Pijiang, are you just expecting me to die as soon as possible? It will be to late to catch it if you are still talking Fine, wait for me, I will be back soon Yo I am going now Stop there, where are you going! Stop there I will kill you, I swear I am afraid of you. Why don't you let me go? Let you go? no way! How dare you run again Stop Stop I am home now, are you still chasing me? Get out, Monster or I will break your doors and burn your house Amitabha The Sixth Fairy, I heard that you would burn someone's house Who are you? the mother of that Monster? You look so kind But you are another monster Ha Ha Ha, my dear girl, come with me, your master Who is The Sixth Fairy? and whose master are you? It seems that you forgot it all, Sixth Fairy girl I tell you all I am here to catch a monster I saw it running into the house It's not a monster but the Maritime Kylin I sent it there to guide you here Come, my dear What's the Maritime Kylin? My Queen! Guards, seal the well My King, the Queen said We should seal the well three days later Why shall we seal it now? It's my business, not your business Come on, fill the well and plant a pepper tree on it My King, you even know that pepper trees can repel the devil? Why not? pepper trees are everywhere in Zhooyang Palace But we can't do this anyway The Queen did this all for our country If she caught the monster and you sealed the well then she can't come out You are just killing her I am not killing her It is for Qi and the people The Queen is a mortal anyway How can she beat the monster? If the queen has been eaten and the monster comes out again? What should we do? I am so eager to know as an Eunuch, you are so sensitive Perhaps I need to check your body and make sure if you are a real eunuch please, don't kid me Well, you are the King, let's seal the well Don't just stand there, work now! --Hurry --Yes Hurry up Make it firmly lest the Queen comes out again No, I mean, the monster Yes Back to palace The Sixth Fairy, I am the master here Mother Lishan The creature you just saw was not a monster He is the Maritime Kylin He is in his purgatory for violating the rules of Heaven Not a monster? But why did it trick around in Zhaoyang Palace He is waiting for you Sixth Fairy, we are all from the Heaven We? You mean you all Hum You really forgot it all You are the sixth daughter of the Jade Emperor, The Sixth Princess When you come down the Mortal World You incarnated in an ugly body by mistake so you look this now Hey, don't say the word ugly I have no idea what you are talking about I have just said You are the Emperor's daughter A Fairy of the Heaven You saw people suffering a lot in order to save them You incarnated to Zhongli Village Your temporal master was Guiguzi I am your master spiritual I have taken Jade Emperor's order to wait here as well as the Maritime Kylin You will need a horse to protect Qi Also armors and weapons are ready for you Maids, Change the clothes for the Princes --Yes. -- Change the clothes? This way please Hey, That Mum Your weapon is pretty great So is the clothes Princess, In order to protect Qi It's not possible for you alone So I gave the golden armor and broadsword and the Maritime Kylin The Maritime Kylin? Where is it? Beast, it's time to change yourself a horse You will serve the Princess to make up for your sin Hey, it's good I didn’t know it can transfigure That Mum, as you said I was the Princess from Heaven I just take your gifts When I am back, I will protect Qi and the King Hold on, you can't get back the way you come Why? The King has sealed the well after you came down and placed big stones planted a pepper tree Your Kylin will lead you out Thank you. if it is true the king did that I won't let him be easy I am going now My King, you have a big trouble this time --What trouble? --When the Queen back, she won't forgive you Please don't blame me at that time The ugly, should have been eaten by the Monster Eunuch Zhou, check out the well Report to me whatever you find Yes, my King Whoa We stop here My Queen, where are we heading for? Your Mum said the well was sealed I want to have a check She is not my Mum, but your master I don't have a master; it's you who bother me all night When I just entered the Palace, even the King has not come to my bed yet I don't want to do that If I didn't drink a little liquor of the Jade Emperor I would not come here. I would have been guarding the south Heaven's gate It seems that you were wronged, hum? All right, when I go back to Heaven, I will give you some good liquor but I tell you You are not allowed to speak when in the palace it will scare the others All right, thank you, Princess OK Sit well Let's go What a bad King! It's too much You don't want to see me again I won't let you be easy Easy, my Queen You halter me too tight No speaking If you are recognized as that monster You might be killed You are right, so where do we go? The hall. I need to speak with the King Go my King Good news What is the good news? No changes on the well is the best news I am planning to marry a new queen My King, the god will give you a new Queen bride Lady Wuyan is back What? it is impossible Don't bullshit She have been sealed under the well. How to come out? I don't dare to cheat my King I saw her by myself The Queen in golden armors Broadsword in hand and riding a strong horse Coming straight here Here? Yes She must cause me trouble Prime Minister Yan, help me My King, I have no way My dear Prime Minister I know you must have ways The Queen must cause me trouble this time Please, help me this time My King, I really don't know what to do now I even didn't know that you sealed the well If I were there I wouldn't let that happen The Queen is not an ordinary person I guess that she might blame me this time as well There is nothing I can do My dear Prime Minister, you are my best courtier The best Prime Minister of Qi I know you always have ways None Won't you save me this time? Tian Pijiang, come out Why did you seal the well Did you want to kill me? Come out, or I seal your hall Then no one will get out My King, I just have a try But I have a little request What's the request? Some award If you can get me out of this I will give you whatever you ask I need some gold as many as such Fifty Liang (2.5kg)? deal. Nope No Five hundred Liang (25kg)? No Five thousand Liang (250kg)? Yan Ying, you opened a big mouth You take advantage of me so much! Tian Pijiang, I sacrificed myself for Qi And you treat me like this? You won't be pardoned Fine, you win this time Five thousand is dealt My King, please stay calm When the Queen come in Just wait and see my acting The King's Order: The Matchless, Queen of Qi, Lady Wuyan, come in the hall Shut up If you say "The Matchless" again I will cut your tongue Tian Pijiang Ah... What a good King You sealed the well right after I left You tried to kill me hum? You forget that I am your wife, don't you? Please don't, my Queen It was not what you thought You mistake me. Prime Minister, help My Queen, calm please Listen to me The King don't want to kill you Don't you, my King? No, never My Queen, please listen to me Actually, our King was so sad when you went down the well that day Then we heard high noise in the well Right? Yes... And the well just flashed, right? Yes... Then we were all in panic It was the king who risk himself to look down right on the edge of the well and prohibited us from sealing it But the courtiers said to the King If the monster came out again and ate the humans, what could we do? So the king has no way but had to seal it Yan is right Really? Yes, I haven't ever told a lie After that Our king lay on the well crying so sadly tears one by one even the gods and ghosts will be touched by his cry My poor King Fine, I take you excuse My King, I already caught the monster and I am back So tonight, come to my bed I need to dress up to serve you one night, my King What! Good Prime Minister Yan My King, please promise the Queen quickly Promise? Just promise I promise, then I will go to Zhaoyang Palace tonight Great, now I will go to dress up My King, you must come. I will wait for you till dead Why don't you just end me? Prime Minister Yan Ah What do you mean by doing this? It means that the King will spend five nights with you No, one will be enough See you, my Queen She just said ten thousand gold We agreed five thousand My Queen, the King says it will be five nights No... Ten thousand at once, once! Thank you, my King Yan, you have been greedy This time I lost gold and the body to sleep with that ugly ghost How miserable! Prime Minister, what kind of plan do you have? Please tell me I do have some plans but you need to pay me a little I just paid you That was then and this is now. I gave you 10,000 If I pay you again, it's 20,000 Thanks, my King Ow, fine, fine, I pay you, pay you Just tell me your plan My King I suggest you go to Western Palace Imperial Concubine must have a way Yan Ying, how dare you extort me You have no idea but to extort me You deceived me and should be beheaded Considering about you helped me you'll be punished except for death Since Imperial Concubine has a way I will give her 20,000 You just go home Eunuch Zhou, lead me to Western Palace Ok My King, you're cheating me I won't help you any more Damn Yan Ying He extorted me many times My King Mr. Yan was not like this at your father's time He refused the gold given by your father Why does he ask you for gold? He was left by my father so that he extorts me because I am young I must punish him when I have a chance Your Imperial Concubine Be yourself Why do you come to my place? I'm preparing to take a shower and wait for my King I have something to tell you Is there anything more important than my wedding night? The water is getting cold Make it another day Hey, Imperial Concubine It related to the safety of my King of our state and you Let me tell you the details How much safety do you have? Ok, fine, I'm listening Listen to me How dare him, does he regret it? I just tell you little It is not the point The point is... Fine, you Tian Pijiang You were kidding on me Wait for me See how will I punish you Prime Minister, wait for me here Imperial... The King is here, Imperial Concubine Gao... Stop yelling, what if the ugly Queen hears? Well, My King, it is far away from Zhoyang Palace If she can hear She must be a demon Hey Who is demon? Ouch, it is... My King Be yourself, my concubine My King, she should kneel to you Yes, we're a couple, we shouldn't be so polite How can't I stand, stand up I help you Answer me You agree to sleep with me tonight Why are you here? Do you regret it? Regret, no, I don't How could I regret it? I, no Say something You stupid My Imperial Concubine My King doesn't regret He will sleep with you tonight He was happy and couldn't fall asleep Yes, yes, yes Am I right? Yes He talked and laughed as he couldn't fall asleep He ran and made troubles Yes, yes, yes He had medicine and ten bowls of nutritious soup and ten more viagra He can't fall asleep after eating that He was uncomfortable in the heart He planned to keep you awake the whole night Why did he want to keep me awake? He would be uncomfortable if he was awake Uncomfortable? Bridal chamber Rough horseplay at bridal chamber I think it probably might be like this Well, why did you come here if you want to play at my chamber? Well, I come here... I come here for... Why did you lead me here? I led you here He knew he would sleep with you He burned incense and prayed He knew the Western Palace concubine has skills He came here to learn something I misunderstood you, my King Hahaha Tonight I'll be yours Ouch... My King, are you ok? I help you stand up My concubine My concubine Welcome to my palace, my King Be yourself Hey, my King, what's going on? Well, what's wrong with me? Stand up and tell me You guys get out Get out Yes My King, have a seat My concubine, what's your family name? What's her family name? Zhongli Yes, have you ever met Zhongli Chun? I haven't but I've heard of her She, she's really matchless She is matchless ugly You are matchless beautiful So what, she is the Queen you brought back by yourself What a Queen I was cheated by Prime Minister I can't but to marry her Zhongli Chun is infinitely resourceful Do you know there was a demon in Zhaoyang Palace? Yeah Yesterday she chased the demon in the yard and the demon was scared and jumped into a well She was so brave to catch the demon in the well You were absent there There were full of fire and light I ordered to seal the well later I can't imagine today she was in another appearance to question me why should I kill her Thanks to Yan Ying can I get rid of that big trouble She asked me to sleep with her tonight in Zhaoyang Palace How could I survive if I get there? Yan Ying said you can help me Please help me Well Ah It depends on you if you can give up something I can give up everything I don't wan to see her right now I wish she could die immediately My King, if you agree with me I've got a plan to execute the Queen tonight Are you serious? I have a treasure called Jiuqu Zhuanxin flagon It can be filled with two kind of wine separately The first time I met you I poured wine to you I drank water instead How dare you to keep this harmful treasure? You're guilty I dare not It, it was an ancestral treasure I took with me to protect myself To protect yourself? You are stopping me Long live my King, I'm loyal to you I dare not to harm you Well, if you can succeed I won't punish you or you'll wait and see My King, just leave that up to me My Queen I've told you why Yan state sent concubine Gao to the King Please keep alert tonight I'll leave Thanks for your reminding Thank you for considering so much for the King and me You're welcome Pardon me I need to go back for my night-duty Prime Minister Does you need to do night-duty as you're a venerable man? Hahaha I never presume on my seniority It is my duty to work at night Ok, just be yourself I do some makeup and wait for my King Pardon me You two came with me from Yan State If you can help me to execute the Queen tonight I can be your new Queen I'll tell the King if we get succeed to title you concubines and to rule the Imperial Harem with me If the Imperial Harem is in our hands it is very helpful to our future plan I'll follow your orders My King, I'm going to the Queen's Thank you My King, please forgive me first I think you are too cruel to your Queen I think you are really funny Am I cruel? The Queen killed the demon now you're going to kill her Are you a little cruel? Did you eavesdrop on me? She is so ugly and asked me to sleep with her, I'm scared If you were not a eunuch You must be a playboy You're so beautiful Look at this chubby cute face My Queen, you're laughing at me I've heard you killed the demon I come to congratulate you Let's have a drink first After we finish this The King is coming to you Great I haven't drunk for days You're thoughtful, my sister Thank you I bring you a flagon of good wine and these delicious food You did good Bravo I have a question How did you do your makeup? It looks very good Help me with mine someday to please my King Well, my elder sister, how about this? I do you a makeup tomorrow Let's toast for you Okay, you guys get out Ok Come on Please Good wine, tastes good Let me refill for you Sure What a delicate flagon! It is one of my dowries and a family heirloom of mine WOW, a family heirloom I've heard a heirloom has something special but I think yours is very ordinary Yes, there is nothing special with my flagon Elder sister, plz Plz Younger sister Your wine is good and I'm addicted to it Refill my cup Younger sister, why are you so nervous? What are you afraid of? Nothing, I... I'm happy, elder sister I cover it for you and I can tell you the origin of this flagon It is made of magic iron and magnet It's complex and excellent and called Jiuqu Zhuanxin Flagon Am I right? Well, no, no yes or no Say it Yes, how did you know that? Hum I am not only know its name but also the gear in the handle you can put two different kind of wine into the cover one kind is normal, the other is poisonous Well, since you already knew everything I won't cheat you any more The King sent me here He doesn't like you and he is afraid of you There's no better idea but to sent me to execute you Dare you to alienate us If I wasn't wrong This is the poisonous kind of wine, drink it I leave you a complete corpse or you are going to die in a worse way Hum My King Ah I'm getting dizzy to look at you I'm very anxious Can Western Palace Concubine get succeed? I think she can't Why? The Queen can even kill the demon How great she is I think Western Palace Concubine can't get back Your smelly mouth I behead you if she can't get back Ow Mr. Liu and Mr. Zhang You two keep doing your job about the refugee I need to go to the Western Palace Yes, sir Well, well, well, who is this? My King, she is Imperial Concubine Gao Ah, Jin Ding Well She just drank with you and you killed her My King This bitch was killed by drinking her own poisonous wine She told me before she died She followed your order to poison me Was she right? My King She's crap, it never happened You dare to kill my concubine the only good-looking one in my Imperial Palace was killed by you I'm really angry Guard! Take her out and behead her My King, calm down, you can't kill your Queen You fatuous King You ruthless man I understand you today This Empire is none of my business Why should I protect it Who needs you My Empire has nothing to do with you I'll see how will you fatuous King destroy this Empire little by little It's a great joke My Empire needs to be protected by a woman You'd better look at yourself in a mirror What a great joke it is My King and my Queen, there must be a mistake Have a good talk Shut up Tian Pijiang From now on we have nothing related How dare you call me in my full name You My Queen, calm down Oh, my Queen, calm down My King didn't mean that He must be instigated by Gao Jinding Prime Minister You're really funny She killed my concubine and you blame me first She killed my Western Palace Concubine As our law everyone should be punished if he violates the law If I don't kill her today How could I convince my people? How could I convince my secretaries? Well, My King You're funny Since the world begins there's no Queen can be killed The Queen has fault but you had fault at first What's my fault? I have fault even she killed my concubine? Your concubine wanted to poison the Queen first and I've heard that Gao Jinding was ordered by someone Should we investigate who give her the order? Who, who ordered her? Who gave her the oder? I'm pissed Anyway, it's not my order, I have nothing to do with it My Queen, calm down My King, listen to me I knew it's none of your business Yes You're our King and if this news is leaked out If your people know that you ordered concubine to murder the Queen They'll think you're fatuous and lecherous Imperial Concubine yelled that she followed your order to do that Stop saying that My King, you can't kill the Queen I can't? Yes Well Damn you Gao Jinding, how dare you murdered my Queen You're guilty and deserve to die My King, how about this you locked the Queen in Zhaoyang Palace first Let her do some self-examination Spin 5kg of cotton Count the number of 1L rices How's that? As you said My King is wise Take her to Zhaoyang Palace immediately I don't want to see her Never mind, I go there by myself My Queen, wait for me My Queen, wait for me My Queen Zhaoyang Palace My King, envoy of Yan State, Wei Jinying, wants to meet you Why does he come here? He wants to see you and brings you a gift As your father said this man was crafty and good at playing tricks Plz be caution about him How could I be afraid of him in my place Call him in Yes Envoy of Yan State is allowed to meet the King My honor to meet the King of Qi State Envoy of Yan State, Wei Jinying, wishes long live my King Stand up What's your full name? My first name is Wei, last name is Jinying Well, you're an envoy of Wei State You made a mistake I'm an envoy of Yan State, Wei Jinying I took the order of my King to pay a visit to Gao Jinding and give this Ousi Guqin to Qi State Oh, a treasure I like treasure the most Bring it to me Oh, haha Back off, take it here Yes My King, it is a treasure of my state The strings are made of delicate Ousi（Lotus root silk） They'll broken if an ordinary person touches them I present this treasure to your state is to find someone who can play it If you can find one, my state will give you gifts every year and keep good relationship What if I can't find the one Hahaha If you can't find the one who can play it My state will send troops to capture your state How dare you, the Ousi can be broken by one breath How could people play with it? You're provoking me Well, I dare not I just take an order to give you 10 days to find the person who can play 10 days Someone brings him out and treats him well Hurry up Yes Pardon me If I don't kill him How can I find a person who can play If I can't find one How can I maintain my dignity? How can my state maintain the dignity? My King, you can't kill him An envoy is innocent There is one who can play the Guqin Prime Minister Where is the one? Zhaoyang Palace Zhaoyang Palace? You need to ask her yourself Well Yan Ying Hum My King Hey, don't push me My Queen, My King is here Don't push me My King, come on My Queen, how are you these days? My King, can't you see my situation? I have nothing here and I can't go out I can't eat well, how can I be fine? I come here this time to award you You helped me erase the evil Western Concubine Gao Jinding I award you gold 1000 liang and a box of jewelry My King, someone said he wanted to kill me That's angry talk, right? Mr. Yan Haha, My Queen, My King was angry There's a situation Envoy of Yan State brought us the letter of challenge and a Guqin made of Ousi He wanted us to find someone who can play it or they will send troops to attack us That's it Yes I can't go I am ugly and I'll shame on my King I can't play Guqin You see, I said she can't play, let's go Hey, hey, hey, My King, Listen to me My Queen, you can play it I have my idea I can't go I have been locked by you in this Zhaoyang Palace I couldn't go out Your men kept me inside I spun the cotton and counted rice Who cared about me Now you come to me with troubles Don't complain I award you gold Haha, 1000 liang of gold You want someone to protect your Empire and it just worth 1000 liang of gold with an extra box of jewelry My Queen, calm down My King, how about this If the Queen agrees to play You just do anything she wants Ok, ok, ok If you can play I can agree with your any demand Say something good Hahaha, my Queen Your skin has been getting better in these days at Zhaoyang Palace Should I thank you? Unnecessary, we're husband and wife My King, it is ok I can help you You agree with me Hey, my Queen You're thoughtful and considerate The war is going to break out If we get into the war my people will suffer the pain You said you would protect this Empire Ah, hahaha These days I have locked here Well, I can't go out My arms and legs are ache Oh, I understand Prime Minister, The Queen feels ached You give her some massage I can't do that I need to massage my wife Well, My King, it's your job I... For your Empire Don't push me Hurry up, my King aching Harder Harder I can't How about I pay you I don't need money Then what else do you want? I want you to stay here for 3 days and nights 3 I can't 3 days and nights My King, listen to me 3 days and nights are short Short? How about you stay here? I can't Listen You're a couple I think her demand is reasonable I don't disturb you Wish you a happy time Enjoy yourselves For the Empire, I'd like to go Hey, Yan Ying Hey, my King, is it a deal? Come on Hahaha I'd stand here Come over Let me kiss you Ah? You'd better kill me It's ok if you kiss me Take off my shoe and massage my foot Hey, you dislike me? No, no, no Clean the spinning machine Well, ok Come on, my King Ouch, hahaha Hahaha Ouch God My Queen My King Ah Come on, my King My god Don't go Hey My heart One side is the country and people
Another side is personal romantic love Sometime in the morning Sometime at night ♪ One voice is "Don't ask the Heaven answers"
♪ One voice is "Just fight and enjoy on the battlefield" ♪ Sometimes don't think too much
♪ Something never to forget ♪ My beloved seems to be on the other side of the river
♪ Seems to be at the center of water ♪ Broken Bridge is too narrow, Ancient road is too long. Whom I play a Zither with? ♪ The hungry horse don't ask the evil spirits ahead ♪ Nowhere to say farewell ♪ Only in heart ♪ Here are cold walls
♪ There are full granaries ♪ Formerly I was a beautiful fairy
♪ Now I am an ugly girl ♪ One voice is "Don't ask the Heaven answers"
♪ One voice is "Just fight and enjoy on the battlefield" ♪ Sometimes don't think too much
♪ Something never to forget ♪ I have got used to the white hairs on both ♪ temples ♪ Only a sense of loss in the heart ♪ Maybe it's not a suitable match, just dabbling ♪ My beloved seems to be on the other side of the river
♪ Seems to be at the center of water ♪ Broken Bridge is too narrow, Ancient road is too long. Whom I play a Zither with? ♪ The hungry horse don't ask the evil spirits ahead ♪ Nowhere to say farewell ♪ Only in heart
